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[this_is_vienna]

My baby sister is pressing charges against Jake the Cavetroll. And she's probably going to kick me for calling her 'my baby sister' but sometimes one must do what one must do. And I'm very proud of her for doing just that as well

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[in_spectre_mors]

That is excellent news, Victor! I'm well pleased to hear it. Hopefully we'll soon see that bastard get exactly what he deserves.

I can relate to you in the desire to not lose any more belly. The amount of people trying to fatten me up is quite astounding. Not that I'm complaining! I do get the loveliest meals out of it.

[this_is_vienna]

I hope so too. She did it so she can get a restraining order, which will be good. No need for him to be near her ever ever again.

That happens to me too, though the meals don't generally come in kosher, as seen in my previous post. Which is the only reason I would complain! Food good.

[in_spectre_mors]

Absolutely. A restraining order would be brilliant.

Ah yes, I see! It's too bad there isn't more awareness of that. It's rare that I see restaurants with kosher selections, unless they're specifically kosher restaurants.

[this_is_vienna]

And maybe a hired guard and 7 pit bulls and a barbed wire fence and a black belt. Sure it may sound extreme, but it's nothing compared to the protectiveness I'm feeling at the moment.

I just have to be careful. And ask annoying questions like "what's in this?" To which I usually get the answer, "I dunno..."

[in_spectre_mors]

I know what you mean. I like the seven pit bulls, they're a nice touch. We could name them after the Seven Dwarves.

Ah, of course. That's often what happens if my boyfriend is involved in the cooking process!

[this_is_vienna]

I wouldn't want to be the one to get on Grumpy's bad side.

Hah! Some people shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen...

[in_spectre_mors]

Oooh no. The only thing you can do then is hide behind Sleepy, and hope he goes away.

You never know what Dopey's been getting into...

Thomas should be allowed into the kitchen to add... spice.

[this_is_vienna]

And I don't think Bashful would do much good. But some of the others would pick up the slack.

Well that's a completely separate issue! And one I certainly agree with!

[in_spectre_mors]

It's just a good thing there wasn't one named Slacker, really.

I thought you might!

[this_is_vienna]

I'd be worried about Disney if they named a dwarf 'Slacker'...

[in_spectre_mors]

With his twin brother Bludger?

[this_is_vienna]

Better than Bludgeon. I suppose...

[in_spectre_mors]

I don't know, Bludgeon could be a handy guard dog.

[this_is_vienna]

Oh right! Disney distracted me from the purpose of the dogs in the first place. Damn them.

Knowing Autumn though, she'll name her guard dog Pepito or Princess or something.

[a_battered_rose]

Oooh, Princess!

[this_is_vienna]

There it is.