Stuff from the past few days!
Friday I had been cleaning ALL day. Around 9 I hear someone pull in my driveway in a Dodge...at the time I was cleaning the bathroom *&* forgot I had cleaner on the floor. So up I get *&* start to walk to the door *&* almost bust my ass cause I slid. Then I see who it is...Bri, Keilah, Mack Jr., *&* Shawn.
I get ready *&* go with them downtown. Then come back to Bri's house.
Yesterday was so much fun. I went to the Coeburn races with Bri, Mack Jr, *&* Shawn. Then Tassa shows up. SO MUCH FUN! After the races we went to Huddle House in Clintwood at like 1 am.
-The ass straw.
-CHICKEN!-Mack Jr.
-"We want food! We want chicken!"-Mack Jr.
-"How much would you pay me to have sex w/ you?"-Tassa *&* me
-Convincing Mack that I have a baby! lol
Me: Baby's dont jut get here by a stork!
Mack: Thats what my mommy told me! (laughing)
Me: Well your mommy is a liar!
Mack: Wouldnt talk about anyones mom would ya?
Me: Lemme guess she told you that there was an Easter Bunny too *&* gave you money for your teeth!
Mack: Yea...
Me: Well shes a compulsive liar!
-Bugging people with the straw!
Mack: What if this wall fell?
Bri: Well that would suck!
-"I hope hes gettin every disease she has RIGHT NOW!"-Bri
-"We cant even let you go pee by yourself...you come back with the whole damn concession stand!"-Bri
-"You want me to ask Bri for you??"-Tassa
-"HOLY HELL!"-Me
-"I cant do that right!"-Bri
-"Slow this bitch down!"-Mack
at the Huddle House:
Mack: They are supposed to bring the forks with the food! That's how my mom did it!
Me: Well shes wrong! (laughing)
-"Can I have another straw? (holding up my chewed stretched straw) This one isnt gonna work!"-Mack
-"If I knew that sausage woulda cost that much."-Shawn
-"Youve drank worse that that! Hell, youve screwed worse than that!"-Mack
I get ready *&* go with them downtown. Then come back to Bri's house.
Yesterday was so much fun. I went to the Coeburn races with Bri, Mack Jr, *&* Shawn. Then Tassa shows up. SO MUCH FUN! After the races we went to Huddle House in Clintwood at like 1 am.
-The ass straw.
-CHICKEN!-Mack Jr.
-"We want food! We want chicken!"-Mack Jr.
-"How much would you pay me to have sex w/ you?"-Tassa *&* me
-Convincing Mack that I have a baby! lol
Me: Baby's dont jut get here by a stork!
Mack: Thats what my mommy told me! (laughing)
Me: Well your mommy is a liar!
Mack: Wouldnt talk about anyones mom would ya?
Me: Lemme guess she told you that there was an Easter Bunny too *&* gave you money for your teeth!
Mack: Yea...
Me: Well shes a compulsive liar!
-Bugging people with the straw!
Mack: What if this wall fell?
Bri: Well that would suck!
-"I hope hes gettin every disease she has RIGHT NOW!"-Bri
-"We cant even let you go pee by yourself...you come back with the whole damn concession stand!"-Bri
-"You want me to ask Bri for you??"-Tassa
-"HOLY HELL!"-Me
-"I cant do that right!"-Bri
-"Slow this bitch down!"-Mack
at the Huddle House:
Mack: They are supposed to bring the forks with the food! That's how my mom did it!
Me: Well shes wrong! (laughing)
-"Can I have another straw? (holding up my chewed stretched straw) This one isnt gonna work!"-Mack
-"If I knew that sausage woulda cost that much."-Shawn
-"Youve drank worse that that! Hell, youve screwed worse than that!"-Mack