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[forgewheeze]

If I were not already a FIT and SUCCESSFUL businessman, I would soon have a smashing career in spreading around Death Eater-type gossip for all the world to swallow.

Oh the things one hears with their superbly brilliant WWW inventions while staked out in a sublimely secret hiding place.

Got your ears on, bastard twin of mine?

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[gredwheeze]

I had my ears on before you even thought of the idea!

[forgewheeze]

Quit trying to steal the spotlight from my brilliant brain, you.

Good to know that breakfast at the leaky is just as rot as ever. Hard to eat eggs while wearing a mask, though.

[gredwheeze]

MY BRAIN IS MORE BRILLIANT THAN YOUR BRAIN.

The dust didn't help either. I TOLD YOU TO AIR THESE THINGS OUT

[forgewheeze]

The fact you'd even declare such a thing demonstrates your LACK OF BRILLIANCE.

IT IS HARD TO AIR THINGS OUT UP HERE.

Oh ho ho...guess what I hear? One of them is talking about how he misses the OLD WWN. Hang on...

Here it is. "his Lordship has a wonderful speaking voice, but a weird sisters tune or two would make our jobs more enjoyable."

HAHA THESE IDIOTS.

[gredwheeze]

THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO QUESTION IT SHOWS YOUR LACK OF BRILLIANCE.

And you can TRY at least.

I've got one of them over here complaining how he misses home and his own House Elves. "These ones don't know the first thing about polishing boots". Poor ickle baby.

[forgewheeze]

Why should I try? Everything I do is fantastic as is!

Oooh... the one I got now's a woman. "I heard Lucius Malfoy lost more than half his beautiful hair over at Hogwarts." HAHA. WE SHOULD MAKE HIM A WIG, FRED.

[gredwheeze]

That's what YOU say.

Lost his hair? THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, I THINK.

I've got one here saying that she wishes she had better wine. 'This is all dishwater'.

[forgewheeze]

THESE PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME MISS MARIETTA AND CHO.

Clearly, they need to die.

[gredwheeze]

Me too.

LATER. We'll get them all rounded up and it'll be like knocking bottles off a wall.

[forever_cannons]

Whaaat?

[gredwheeze]

NEVER MIND RONNIKINS.

[forever_cannons]

Yeah, it won't be sublimely secret if you BROADCAST IT TO THE WORLD will it?

[forgewheeze]

It's PSYCHOSCITZIC WARFARE.

[forever_cannons]

Yeah you got the first half of that right, that's for sure.

[forgewheeze]

Where is everyone, anyway? We keep waiting for Aurors to come in and stir the shite, but it's mostly just quiet. Some people are actually SHOPPING.

[forever_cannons]

Well, they're still working on plans and things, and there's lots of security on Dad since they heard he's at risk, being the Minister and all.