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[auror_moody]

ALL RIGHT THEN, SETTLE DOWN EVERYBODY.

Look then, they're all orange again. Whoever's out in the courtyard screaming, SHUT YOUR GOB. Last thing we need is some kind of mass hysteria.

I advise not looking out the windows at the bloody mess left on the eastern shore of the lake.

Boot, get me a bucket.

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[the_boy_who]

What's happened professor?

[auror_moody]

Had an intruder on the grounds. Think it might've been Evan Rosier the fourth. Possibly the fifth. Hard to say, now.

[the_boy_who]

Did he get away? Me and Ron can run the perimeter if you want.

[auror_moody]

Get away? HAHA.

What do you think the bloody mess on the eastern shore is? Hooch was half-way into him when she decided she was full and spat the rest out.

[synchronously]

Hooch?

Oh. Alastor, you do remember that she's... gone. Right?

[auror_moody]

OF COURSE I REMEMBER. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SENILE?

I MEAN THE SODZILLA OF COURSE.

[synchronously]

You named the Sodzilla after.. Oh, I see.

Well then. Tell me, Alastor, any idea as to why a single, solitary Death Eater would venture onto the grounds? It's not as if you've been keeping your extensively vigilant security measures a secret.

[auror_moody]

He didn't want to get caught. Can tell that much. Wanted even less to be eaten, I s'pose. I think he was looking for something. Or someone. Was no doubt supposed to report back. Well, he won't be doing that now.

[synchronously]

Dead bloody messes tell no tales, so I guess we'll never know.

[auror_moody]

Nope. And neither will they.

[twerpin]

The Sodzilla ate somebody? Oh. OH. Well.

Is it too late for me to go home? I'm sure my parents miss me terribly. Really I'm not good in a crisis and I should have considered that before. Is the Hogwarts Express leaving tonight? Oh, wait, I can Apparate from Hogsmeade. I just need to pack. That shouldn't take long!

[luna_see]

you did a lovely job with starcharting the other night
professor firenze is still pouring over them

nobody wants to be
eaten

[twerpin]

I thought it was going to be safer here. It's really not safer anywhere, is it? That's what Mandy tried to tell me.

I've never been good around magical creatures.

[luna_see]

it's safer
here

have you been to my plant?
in the southeast corner of the common room?
it's lovely for hiding

[forever_cannons]

Oh YUCK!

[the_boy_who]

Oh... bloody mess. Right.
Nevermind. Me and Ron officially unvolunteer for anything related to what just happened.