i have issues

[this_is_not_me]

why i need to go out into the world

i am officially out of soda (still good on beer and hard liquor)
i need to finish christmas shopping
i have a check that needs to go in the bank (so i can go shopping)
i'm hungry and don't feel like cooking (christ, i cooked last night)

why i should stay home
who needs soda when you have beer and hard liquor?
screw the greedy people who want gifts
my check isn't going to get up and leave tonight
i can live on dry cereal for a day