Wisdom Teeth
The absolute worst part about getting my wisdom teeth removed did not occur right away. It was not the lack of anesthetic and being totally lucid when they went in with the drill and saw, or the eight grueling shots of novocaine, or the constant packing and unpacking of ice every half hour for the first day. No, the absolute worst part of recovery is being at home three days later and watching MAD TV on Comedy Central, because there is nothing better on. I want to take all of my Naproxen pills at once so I do not have to see this ever again.