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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. that's 5 fucks!
i would love to sleep.

realizing that sleep will not come to me i have resorted to livejournal for entertainment.
how cute.

tonight i realized a few things while hanging out with myself.
nothing matters that much
pretty much,
everything that everyone does is pointless.
so why do we care?
because we are all fucking morons (me included)
im not saying i hate life or any of that bullshit,
that just begs for attention

i wish i was 100% irish
if i was, i would move to Ireland and be with my people
i'd drink beer all day and night, and eat alot of potatoes
i'd catch myself a few leprachauns and earn a couple pots of gold to buy more beer and potatoes
lucky charms aren't cutting it anymore.

there's a spider that has made a home on the desk that my computer resides
i hate goddamn spiders.
when i go to hell i will be eaten by a spider.

never forget.
george linus murphy will fuck you up.
he will tear your bitch ass apart like wesley willis did Revrend Henry E. Miller

suck a male camel's dick.