What more did Adam have to do, America? SERIOUSLY. WHAT MORE DID HE HAVE TO DO???? HE WORE RHINESTONES AS EYELINER.
I can't even pull that off, and let me tell you, friendykins, I can pull off a lot of silly fashiony things due to my sheer boldness. BUT ADAM HAS 20 TIMES MY CONFIDENCE AND MORE TALENT IN HIS PINKY FINGER THAN MOST OF HOLLYWOOD. HE IS THE CLEAR WINNER IN STYLE AND SUBSTANCE.
My only consolation is that he doesn't have to sing that heinous "No Boundaries" song.
This is what I get for watching AI. I expect that the best should win. Most of the time, my aesthetics just don't match up with the rest of America. OY.
In other news...
-writing project is due this Friday and I officially have 71 pages after I revised the intro and have added on my essay about being trapped in various airports/airplanes for over 50 hours. It's still not 100% finished. I have about three more pages I need to add to the airports essay, which takes it up to 74 pages.
Technically we're supposed to have 80 pages, but you know what? This is a good manuscript. At least 2 of the essays in the collection are publishable after a bit of reworking. This is the most writing I've ever produced in such a short period of time (20 weeks).
-Sam and Gail are coming to Columbus tomorrow. At least they'll get to see Otterbein before I leave here FOREVER.
-I calculated my grades. If I get all As this quarter I can graduate magma cum lade. I already know I'm getting "departmental honors" (maintaining at least a 3.7 in the major). All I get is a silly pin to wear on my gown.
I also got an email saying I won something at this year's writing awards, which is IMPROBABLE because all I submitted was one essay. Oh well, this means I at least won $25, which is the prize amount for 3rd place winners. I have already decided it is going into my new tattoo fund.
-24 DAYS UNTIL I GRADUATE.