Coming Home, or Homecoming?

[this_guy_jason]

Scene: Jason walks into dining room with bags-in-hand, Janelle is playing a baroque classical piece on the piano

Me: SHUT UP! Walks to where janelle is at
Janelle: Incoherent, mouths words
Me: I can't hear you...
Janelle: I have to tell you something Walks upstairs into my room Do you know why I tried to call you last night?
Me: Oh yeah, I got your missed call but you didn't leave a message
Janelle: Well I called you because the parents were Whispers HAVING SEX.
Me: a small amount of vomit begs to escape mouth NOOOOOOOOOOO
Janelle: I was crying and calling everyone!! I was so scared to go outside my room
Me: STOPP IT!!! NO MOOOOOOOOOOORE
Janelle: and Ohhhh emmmmM Geeeee MOM IS A BEAST!!!

LOLOLOL