boredom
FIRST...
First job: secret agent
First screen name: yourmomsmom@jabuki.com
First self purchased CD: a dime bag
First funeral: my turtle in the 3rd grade
First true love: barry manilow
First big trip: EUROPA!
First musician you remember hearing in your house: The King.
LAST...
Last big car ride: INTO A HUMMER!
Last kiss: tu madre.
Last library book checked out: kama sutra.
Last movie seen: amityville horror
Last beverage drank: strawberry daquiri
Last food consumed: ICE CREAM!
Last phone call: i think it was cody and i missed it.
Last CD played: REEFER MADNESS!
Last annoyance: the herpeseseses.
Last soda drank: COKE!
Last ice cream eaten: vanilla cookie!
Last time scolded: when i smacked krystle in the boob in that store.
Last website visited: this one obviously!
I...
I am... bigger than an ant.
I want... you in my bedroom.
I have... everything you don't.
I wish... i could lift a car over my head with one finger.
I hate... diarreha in my bed.
I fear... the north american grizzly.
I hear... voices. lots and lots of voices.
I search... using google.
I wonder... where i left my pants.
i doubt... you know my second cousin twice removed.
I regret... giving you my phone number.
I love... lamp.
I ache... when it's going to rain.
I always... like 18 tacos and their stories!
I am not... poopshead mckinsley nor lt. larry p. knickerbocker
I dance... in the tech room.
I sing... romeo AND juliet
I cry... cry baby.
I am not always... going to give you tree-fiddy.
I write... bad angsty emo songs for i-neen.
I confuse... anastasia beaverhousen.
I need... to get in line.
YES or NO...
Do you keep a diary: well...i keep yours.
Do you like to cook: grilled cheese
Have you a secret you haven't shared with anyone else: don't think so. maybe. yes. no. i'm scared of bears.
DO YOU...
Have a girlfriend: wouldn't you like to know.
Have a boyfriend: wouldn't you like to know.
Want to get married: wouldn't you like to know.
Get along with your parents: wouldn't you like to know.
Like thunderstorms: wouldn't you like to...oh wait. yes.
FAVORITE...
Number: 12 or 90 billion
Color: the color of kittens and babies and joy on a bright summer day.
Day: maynember 16th
Month: octember
Season: of love.
Drink: ones that get me stories about drunkies.
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
Cried? no
Helped someone? OUT OF THEIR MISERY!
Bought something? a soul. on the black market.
Gone to the movies? HOLLA FOR XTC ADULT VIDEO CENTER!
Gone out to eat? haha, that's a little personal...wether or not i hire hookers is my business alone
Written a love letter? to myself.
Talked to an ex? but of course not.
Missed an ex? not a chance
Had a serious talk? at this very millisecond in time!
Missed someone? YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Hugged someone? prolly.
WOULD YOU EVER...
Eat a bug? for a dollar.
Bungee jump? for 13 dollars.
Kill someone? you fool!
Parachute from a plane? i did. back in 'nam.
Walk on hot coals? that had finished cooling.
Go out with someone for their looks? you act like i don't anywayz.
Be a vegetarian? KATCHEM AND KILLEM! ...grill them veggies good...
IM a stranger? ALL THE TIME!
Sing Karaoke? GET OFF LIKE A PORN STAR, DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET IT UP!
Dye your hair blue? been there done that.
Wear makeup in public? what the hells? yes/
Make someone cry? hee hee (you mother fucking loser in life you bastard that no one loves...) i owuld never.
Date someone more than 10 years older than you? i'm not 18 yet.
Stay up all night? AND ROCK IT TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
First job: secret agent
First screen name: yourmomsmom@jabuki.com
First self purchased CD: a dime bag
First funeral: my turtle in the 3rd grade
First true love: barry manilow
First big trip: EUROPA!
First musician you remember hearing in your house: The King.
LAST...
Last big car ride: INTO A HUMMER!
Last kiss: tu madre.
Last library book checked out: kama sutra.
Last movie seen: amityville horror
Last beverage drank: strawberry daquiri
Last food consumed: ICE CREAM!
Last phone call: i think it was cody and i missed it.
Last CD played: REEFER MADNESS!
Last annoyance: the herpeseseses.
Last soda drank: COKE!
Last ice cream eaten: vanilla cookie!
Last time scolded: when i smacked krystle in the boob in that store.
Last website visited: this one obviously!
I...
I am... bigger than an ant.
I want... you in my bedroom.
I have... everything you don't.
I wish... i could lift a car over my head with one finger.
I hate... diarreha in my bed.
I fear... the north american grizzly.
I hear... voices. lots and lots of voices.
I search... using google.
I wonder... where i left my pants.
i doubt... you know my second cousin twice removed.
I regret... giving you my phone number.
I love... lamp.
I ache... when it's going to rain.
I always... like 18 tacos and their stories!
I am not... poopshead mckinsley nor lt. larry p. knickerbocker
I dance... in the tech room.
I sing... romeo AND juliet
I cry... cry baby.
I am not always... going to give you tree-fiddy.
I write... bad angsty emo songs for i-neen.
I confuse... anastasia beaverhousen.
I need... to get in line.
YES or NO...
Do you keep a diary: well...i keep yours.
Do you like to cook: grilled cheese
Have you a secret you haven't shared with anyone else: don't think so. maybe. yes. no. i'm scared of bears.
DO YOU...
Have a girlfriend: wouldn't you like to know.
Have a boyfriend: wouldn't you like to know.
Want to get married: wouldn't you like to know.
Get along with your parents: wouldn't you like to know.
Like thunderstorms: wouldn't you like to...oh wait. yes.
FAVORITE...
Number: 12 or 90 billion
Color: the color of kittens and babies and joy on a bright summer day.
Day: maynember 16th
Month: octember
Season: of love.
Drink: ones that get me stories about drunkies.
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
Cried? no
Helped someone? OUT OF THEIR MISERY!
Bought something? a soul. on the black market.
Gone to the movies? HOLLA FOR XTC ADULT VIDEO CENTER!
Gone out to eat? haha, that's a little personal...wether or not i hire hookers is my business alone
Written a love letter? to myself.
Talked to an ex? but of course not.
Missed an ex? not a chance
Had a serious talk? at this very millisecond in time!
Missed someone? YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Hugged someone? prolly.
WOULD YOU EVER...
Eat a bug? for a dollar.
Bungee jump? for 13 dollars.
Kill someone? you fool!
Parachute from a plane? i did. back in 'nam.
Walk on hot coals? that had finished cooling.
Go out with someone for their looks? you act like i don't anywayz.
Be a vegetarian? KATCHEM AND KILLEM! ...grill them veggies good...
IM a stranger? ALL THE TIME!
Sing Karaoke? GET OFF LIKE A PORN STAR, DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET IT UP!
Dye your hair blue? been there done that.
Wear makeup in public? what the hells? yes/
Make someone cry? hee hee (you mother fucking loser in life you bastard that no one loves...) i owuld never.
Date someone more than 10 years older than you? i'm not 18 yet.
Stay up all night? AND ROCK IT TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN!