eh fuck the effort
I'll probably do stuff with the new blog, but not right now, so i'm here to stay, for a bit anyhow.
Now its time for RUMORS!!!
We'll either be back stateside in 2 months, or in 11-12 months.
Yeah, that changes plans for well everything. Damnit.
We got some neat shit for free earlier this week, like a new helmet that is lighter and fits really nice and come included with a harness for night vision goggles...yay.
That and the army agrees with my choice in camelbak (canteen backpack thing for n00bs) www.camelbak.com
They issued me a desert camo version of the black one (yes the exact model) I bought a year ago. They're handy if you are the outdoorsie type, or need to be able to shoot people and drink water simultaneously. However, I think having the "bite valve" in your mouth would keep you from saying anything cool while mowing down some child-killing-car-bomber-fuckpipe. Hey Julia DON'T READ THIS!!!! www.savetoby.com
Ok that was mean, you get one free punch when i'm stateside. Seriously though, don't donate to that shit, if you want a hat with rabbits, you can probably get one at www.playboy.com (same color scheme even)
Now we're going to frantically wash trucks for a while. Neat. I'll be sure to wear my issue goggles, while listening to headphones, while drinking water out of my neato camelbak while using a pressure washer on a dirty humvee.
There was this one time back in AZ a month or so ago when I had been up for 54 hours and on-duty and was driving a truck the size of a semi through post...for some reason I started chanting dirtnap under my breath, probably just to scare the shit out of the random person they threw in the passenger seat because she wouldn't shut the fuck up. dirtnap...dirtnap...dirtnap...
The next month will be interesting. No we're not going to Iraq.
Doha is being closed down now, so all the rec-activities have been moved to Arifjan a ways south of here. So its pretty boring. Today's entertainment was turning on my Xbox, inserting Grand Theft Auto 3 into the tray, and running people over and killing policemen to the sound of various opera pieces...cranked to full volume so that people across the open bay we're living in, could here screams of the dying, police sirens, gunshots...and Molto Adaggio (sp?)
Yeah boredom brings out the worst parts of my intellect. I guess I still have that part of my innner child that took a can of WD40 and a lighter and went out in search of beetles.
In other news, odd chanting could be heard emanating from the Sistene chapel today...witnesses swore they could hear soft murmurs punctuated by what could only be described as numbers being read aloud in several different languages...B9...N32...O5...
Perhaps that is why there is still no new Pope...but then, does anyone care anymore?
Well, unless you're Catholic...
I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I think I know, and then I don't...this sucks.
Fuck it, enough of the rambling, its time for something else.
Til Later,
Jason
Now its time for RUMORS!!!
We'll either be back stateside in 2 months, or in 11-12 months.
Yeah, that changes plans for well everything. Damnit.
We got some neat shit for free earlier this week, like a new helmet that is lighter and fits really nice and come included with a harness for night vision goggles...yay.
That and the army agrees with my choice in camelbak (canteen backpack thing for n00bs) www.camelbak.com
They issued me a desert camo version of the black one (yes the exact model) I bought a year ago. They're handy if you are the outdoorsie type, or need to be able to shoot people and drink water simultaneously. However, I think having the "bite valve" in your mouth would keep you from saying anything cool while mowing down some child-killing-car-bomber-fuckpipe. Hey Julia DON'T READ THIS!!!! www.savetoby.com
Ok that was mean, you get one free punch when i'm stateside. Seriously though, don't donate to that shit, if you want a hat with rabbits, you can probably get one at www.playboy.com (same color scheme even)
Now we're going to frantically wash trucks for a while. Neat. I'll be sure to wear my issue goggles, while listening to headphones, while drinking water out of my neato camelbak while using a pressure washer on a dirty humvee.
There was this one time back in AZ a month or so ago when I had been up for 54 hours and on-duty and was driving a truck the size of a semi through post...for some reason I started chanting dirtnap under my breath, probably just to scare the shit out of the random person they threw in the passenger seat because she wouldn't shut the fuck up. dirtnap...dirtnap...dirtnap...
The next month will be interesting. No we're not going to Iraq.
Doha is being closed down now, so all the rec-activities have been moved to Arifjan a ways south of here. So its pretty boring. Today's entertainment was turning on my Xbox, inserting Grand Theft Auto 3 into the tray, and running people over and killing policemen to the sound of various opera pieces...cranked to full volume so that people across the open bay we're living in, could here screams of the dying, police sirens, gunshots...and Molto Adaggio (sp?)
Yeah boredom brings out the worst parts of my intellect. I guess I still have that part of my innner child that took a can of WD40 and a lighter and went out in search of beetles.
In other news, odd chanting could be heard emanating from the Sistene chapel today...witnesses swore they could hear soft murmurs punctuated by what could only be described as numbers being read aloud in several different languages...B9...N32...O5...
Perhaps that is why there is still no new Pope...but then, does anyone care anymore?
Well, unless you're Catholic...
I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I think I know, and then I don't...this sucks.
Fuck it, enough of the rambling, its time for something else.
Til Later,
Jason