wow
Go see the DADA exhibit at the National Gallery now.
No not later, right now.
Its fucking amazing i amost died when i saw Marcel Duchamp's readymades. It was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaard not to fucking touch them!!!!!!!!!! Maybe i'll go back and "accidently" touch one ;). I'm serious. I was hovering over one like 'what the fuck could they do to me if i touched it anyway??'
Read this if you want to know what Marcel Duchamp and orgasms have in common:
Me (12:36:13 PM): the dada exhibit is so great
Cristy (12:36:53 PM): awww that rocks! i'm glad did david make it?
Me (12:37:11 PM): i almost died when i saw marcel duchamps ready mades it was so hard not to touch it!! nope he's a slacker
Cristy (12:37:25 PM): hahahahaa nice! it's okay though,, you don't have to touch it.... jkjk!
Me (12:38:45 PM): marcel duchamp is my hero i am totally getting a fucking dada tattoo
Cristy (12:38:58 PM): what of?
Me (12:39:00 PM): if it wasnt such a small word id get it on my inner lip or something
Me (12:39:06 PM): prob just the word heh
Cristy (12:39:08 PM): aw yeah nice
Me (12:42:46 PM): but yeah dada, amazing, Maybe i'll go back and "accidently" touch one ;-). I'm serious. I was hovering over one like 'what the fuck could they do to me if i touched it anyway??' seriously no joke
Cristy (12:42:54 PM): hahaha wow
Me (12:43:02 PM): if you were there i could have!!!!!!
Cristy (12:43:02 PM): um, arrest you?
Me (12:43:07 PM): dude gladly
Cristy (12:43:07 PM): why lol i'm confused now
Me (12:43:22 PM): if thats the concequence i want to go hump the chair with the bicycle wheel in it oh god its amazing
Cristy (12:43:34 PM): lmao!!! well, i guess we call have our things...
Me (12:43:47 PM): i waaaaaant ittttttt
Cristy (12:43:54 PM): hahaha aww
Me (12:44:11 PM): haha i guess i have a new fetish then ;-), humping marcel duchamp's work... i think hed be pleased...
Cristy (12:44:28 PM): hey if i were an artist, i would be
Me (12:44:52 PM): it ws kind of scary going through there seeing all the paralells in my work that i didnt know were there, i was like wow was i born in the wrong era of art- if you don't go see it ill gnaw off those long legs of yours, and collage the photos into a painting ;-) and ill call it ode to marcel duchamp's bicycle wheel hahaha
Me (12:45:38 PM): true enough
Cristy (12:45:52 PM): lmao! well, i guess i better go then
Me (12:45:57 PM): seriously, i want to hump his art ;-) and collageing those photos of you after i stole your legs would be to die for ;-)
Cristy (12:46:13 PM): i never would've known.... hahaha wow....
Me (12:46:36 PM): i want to go again and i want to touch it!!!!!!!!!!
Cristy (12:46:49 PM): can i quote you on that?
Me (12:46:50 PM): drool yes definately i am proud to say i want to touch marcel duchamps art and i would probably have sex with that golden penis sculpture of his hahaha i mean what?!
Me (12:47:33 PM): actually im serious hahaha
Cristy (12:47:37 PM): lmao!! well, hey, as long as you have trunk space...i know
Me (12:47:44 PM): damn straight hahaha ok i have to stop talking about it hahaha
Cristy (12:48:30 PM): suuure
Cristy (12:48:35 PM): famous last words lol
Me (12:48:39 PM): its like being really excited over a boy except with no bad feelings of rejection hahaha... though there is the bad touch... so its like being excited over a really hot stripper that you know wants you to touch him but youre not allowed to!! my relationship with art just isnt right
Cristy (12:48:55 PM): i love you hahahaha
Me (12:49:11 PM): it cant hold me at night, but i bet it could do other things ;-) hahahaha
Cristy (12:49:12 PM): for better or worse, i know exactly what you mean
Me (12:49:17 PM): aw man hahaha
Cristy (12:49:35 PM): except the sick thing is, i feel that way about computers...
Me (12:50:29 PM): hahaha "if i can program a computer i can make you cum" is a t-shirthell.com shirt
Me (12:55:17 PM): drool, bicycle chair
Cristy (12:55:57 PM): hahahaha you're so whipped lol
Me (12:56:34 PM): oh man, i so am
Cristy (12:56:49 PM): yeah, pretty much
Me (12:57:03 PM): damn now i have to touch it ;-)
Cristy (12:57:13 PM): this is so wrong
Me (12:57:25 PM): i want you i need you oh bicycle chair thing, yeah totally
Me (12:58:06 PM): omg i just got the trunk space joke hahaha, i was like huh, and now i get it ;-)
Cristy (12:58:11 PM): hahahahahahaa that's awesome
Me (12:58:23 PM): wow i suck hahahahaa oh and i told my mom i want to touch the chair
Cristy (1:06:49 PM): wow ahahaha
Me (1:14:25 PM): Dada :-)
Cristy (1:17:26 PM): doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy inside?
Me: dada, the stripper i want to touch but cant ;)
Sean (1:25:36 PM): why the need to touch? i dont undertsand
Me (1:26:20 PM): because marcel duchamp *created* it, and touched it, it came from his hands
Sean (1:26:26 PM): ahhh
No not later, right now.
Its fucking amazing i amost died when i saw Marcel Duchamp's readymades. It was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaard not to fucking touch them!!!!!!!!!! Maybe i'll go back and "accidently" touch one ;). I'm serious. I was hovering over one like 'what the fuck could they do to me if i touched it anyway??'
Read this if you want to know what Marcel Duchamp and orgasms have in common:
Me (12:36:13 PM): the dada exhibit is so great
Cristy (12:36:53 PM): awww that rocks! i'm glad did david make it?
Me (12:37:11 PM): i almost died when i saw marcel duchamps ready mades it was so hard not to touch it!! nope he's a slacker
Cristy (12:37:25 PM): hahahahaa nice! it's okay though,, you don't have to touch it.... jkjk!
Me (12:38:45 PM): marcel duchamp is my hero i am totally getting a fucking dada tattoo
Cristy (12:38:58 PM): what of?
Me (12:39:00 PM): if it wasnt such a small word id get it on my inner lip or something
Me (12:39:06 PM): prob just the word heh
Cristy (12:39:08 PM): aw yeah nice
Me (12:42:46 PM): but yeah dada, amazing, Maybe i'll go back and "accidently" touch one ;-). I'm serious. I was hovering over one like 'what the fuck could they do to me if i touched it anyway??' seriously no joke
Cristy (12:42:54 PM): hahaha wow
Me (12:43:02 PM): if you were there i could have!!!!!!
Cristy (12:43:02 PM): um, arrest you?
Me (12:43:07 PM): dude gladly
Cristy (12:43:07 PM): why lol i'm confused now
Me (12:43:22 PM): if thats the concequence i want to go hump the chair with the bicycle wheel in it oh god its amazing
Cristy (12:43:34 PM): lmao!!! well, i guess we call have our things...
Me (12:43:47 PM): i waaaaaant ittttttt
Cristy (12:43:54 PM): hahaha aww
Me (12:44:11 PM): haha i guess i have a new fetish then ;-), humping marcel duchamp's work... i think hed be pleased...
Cristy (12:44:28 PM): hey if i were an artist, i would be
Me (12:44:52 PM): it ws kind of scary going through there seeing all the paralells in my work that i didnt know were there, i was like wow was i born in the wrong era of art- if you don't go see it ill gnaw off those long legs of yours, and collage the photos into a painting ;-) and ill call it ode to marcel duchamp's bicycle wheel hahaha
Me (12:45:38 PM): true enough
Cristy (12:45:52 PM): lmao! well, i guess i better go then
Me (12:45:57 PM): seriously, i want to hump his art ;-) and collageing those photos of you after i stole your legs would be to die for ;-)
Cristy (12:46:13 PM): i never would've known.... hahaha wow....
Me (12:46:36 PM): i want to go again and i want to touch it!!!!!!!!!!
Cristy (12:46:49 PM): can i quote you on that?
Me (12:46:50 PM): drool yes definately i am proud to say i want to touch marcel duchamps art and i would probably have sex with that golden penis sculpture of his hahaha i mean what?!
Me (12:47:33 PM): actually im serious hahaha
Cristy (12:47:37 PM): lmao!! well, hey, as long as you have trunk space...i know
Me (12:47:44 PM): damn straight hahaha ok i have to stop talking about it hahaha
Cristy (12:48:30 PM): suuure
Cristy (12:48:35 PM): famous last words lol
Me (12:48:39 PM): its like being really excited over a boy except with no bad feelings of rejection hahaha... though there is the bad touch... so its like being excited over a really hot stripper that you know wants you to touch him but youre not allowed to!! my relationship with art just isnt right
Cristy (12:48:55 PM): i love you hahahaha
Me (12:49:11 PM): it cant hold me at night, but i bet it could do other things ;-) hahahaha
Cristy (12:49:12 PM): for better or worse, i know exactly what you mean
Me (12:49:17 PM): aw man hahaha
Cristy (12:49:35 PM): except the sick thing is, i feel that way about computers...
Me (12:50:29 PM): hahaha "if i can program a computer i can make you cum" is a t-shirthell.com shirt
Me (12:55:17 PM): drool, bicycle chair
Cristy (12:55:57 PM): hahahaha you're so whipped lol
Me (12:56:34 PM): oh man, i so am
Cristy (12:56:49 PM): yeah, pretty much
Me (12:57:03 PM): damn now i have to touch it ;-)
Cristy (12:57:13 PM): this is so wrong
Me (12:57:25 PM): i want you i need you oh bicycle chair thing, yeah totally
Me (12:58:06 PM): omg i just got the trunk space joke hahaha, i was like huh, and now i get it ;-)
Cristy (12:58:11 PM): hahahahahahaa that's awesome
Me (12:58:23 PM): wow i suck hahahahaa oh and i told my mom i want to touch the chair
Cristy (1:06:49 PM): wow ahahaha
Me (1:14:25 PM): Dada :-)
Cristy (1:17:26 PM): doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy inside?
Me: dada, the stripper i want to touch but cant ;)
Sean (1:25:36 PM): why the need to touch? i dont undertsand
Me (1:26:20 PM): because marcel duchamp *created* it, and touched it, it came from his hands
Sean (1:26:26 PM): ahhh