..Ramblings.

Feb 05, 2002 15:46

So...What happens is, every new years day Lucifer gives us each a twelve bore shotgun, while I get all of my little male bitches to torture, molest and carry up 26 floors every crappy band in the known universe, and then throw them out of the window one by one. Then we (me and my various friends) blast feverishly away at them like Elvis with a delivery of cheesburgers. The first 50 unscathed wankers to reach the ground make the top 50 list of worst bands ever known to man, animal or vegetable. The reason that you may not see certain people in this list is that I personally bagged N'sync myself, Sally claims the blood of Slipknot and as for the Manic Street Preachers...Well that little pigeon got so spectacularly blitzed that no one could clearly claim the kill and the usual Blast the Fuck of out the Manics cash prize rolls over to the next year - (L).
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