Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!
"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."
- pause -
"You've got beautiful eyes ..."
What kind of drunk are you? This is so fucking true, except I manage to do it without being drunk...