Children of Earth pt. 1
One of those things where I capslock and babble a lot while watching. TORCHWOOD SPOILERS AHOY.
So '65 Scotland. And we've got some kids what, joining the mother ship?
EEE, Cardiff flyover!!
Uh-oh, kids're going all starey-unmovey. LOL ABBEY ROAD REFERENCE. Get out of Rhys's way, brats!
Oh, now they're okay. Were they getting a transmission?
Okay, Gwen, talking to your dead coworkers' photo is creepy.
AWWWW Jack said they're a couple. Over a dead body while stealing a parasite. That's romance. Hottie doctor's pulling a Gwen.
All the kids! It's all the kids!
Okay, this Lois chick is either evil or going to be very helpful.
AWW, Martha's on her honeymoon!
And here's hottie doctor pulling a Gwen again.
Oh, lord, do we really need to have Jack/Ianto "couple" label angst? *eyeroll*
And every child in the world is screaming? And now saying creepy shit. Who's coming?
Oh, I bet that old guy's one of the original Scotland kids!
LOL "Big science-fiction super-base. Obviously."
Ah, here's Lois finding shit out.
What's the weird shit in the basement? Is it from the bus?
Hee, Ianto and his facts!
Rhys hints at kids. LOL GWEN. "We can adopt a Filipino and get him to clean the chimneys." !!
Heh, useful Rhys is useful.
GUYS CAN WE STOP WITH THIS COUPLE SHIT!?
Jack is clearly going to go fetch his kid.
EEE, Ianto's sister!
Oh, my bad, grandkid. His daughter does NOT adore him.
ZOMG HIS SISTER JUST ASKED HIM IF HE'S A BENDER. LOLOLOL.
*headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk* Not men, just Jack!?! I've read this fucking fic.
BAHAHA Torchwood SUV gets stolen off the council estate!
Dude can smell aliens? Gwen, is that a sonic screwdriver? "The technical name is a gizmo."
Dude can smell pregnant? Gwen's pregnant!?
Who's intercepting Torchwood's stuff?
Order to kill!? They must know they can't kill Jack!?
And where did he get that car?
Oh, hottie doctor is evil! You can't kill Jack, you know! Hello, creepy black ops people....
Keep killing him till he's ready for what? I seriously HAVE read this fic...
THEY PUT A BOMB IN JACK?!
OMG. That was some kiss. For all my vitriol about the couple stuff, I will be happy as a fucking clam if canon makes it so. Is that possible? I want them to live happily ever after and yet I don't.
HOLY SHIT SPLODEY.
Okay. Calm. Ianto will make it. Ianto must make it. Nobody will watch the rest of this shit if he dies now. And why do I get the feeling the horrible screaming thing in the preview is Jack?
Right, I'll just be over here with my Kingdom and my Spaced trying not to think about this.