Memeatonic!

[thirdworld]

Your Deadly SinsGreed: 20%Pride: 20%Wrath: 20%Envy: 0%Gluttony: 0%Lust: 0%Sloth: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 9%You will die loved and feared by many. And you'll be buried in a tomb.
How Sinful Are You?

So I'm not really evil... sadly so... even pathetically so... and yet I'll be feared? Huh? Anyway, I went back and tried to be harsher, but all I could pick was the option of getting rich and eating at the finest restaurants, which is not because it appeals so, but merely because it is likely, and it changed it little (11% and I'd die in a diabetic coma).

Now I know I'm worse than that. It's the questions that sucked. They should ask naughtier questions about sex and the like, and better questions about pride in what one does, and more imaginative questions in general. For example they could add greed questions like:

• You want to win the lottery and use the money to run a South African Worldcon
• You want to win the lottery and use the money to sponsor other Worldcons and Conventions
• You want to win the lottery and use the money to travel the world
• You want to win the lottery and use the money to start a fan trust fund
• You want ice cream
• You want to win the lottery and buy ice cream for all your friends
• You want chocolate
• You want to win the lottery and buy chocolate for all your friends
• You want to win the lottery and use the money to start a third party in the US, because the Republicans and Democrats are evil and they must be destroyed

Etc, etc. See? I can be evil too.

Baaah! Memes!