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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[echoelf]

amused does not even begin to cover how this story made me feel. in fact, i think the only accurate way to describe it would be to say that it cracked me the fuck up. seriously. based on the first few lines, i knew it was going to be good, but once i read

"You're kind of short," says Ryan.

"Not as short as Pete," Jon says.

Neither Brendon, Spencer, nor Ryan know who Pete is, but they figure he must be a pretty short dude.

i knew it was love. the end.

[thirdonebetween]

pete is a pretty short dude! not as short as frankiero, though. trufact.

I am glad I could entertain you for a while! thank you much ♥

[echoelf]

they're pretty much ALL pretty short dudes. or they're freakishly tall. there are very few who are in between.

and thank you!

[thirdonebetween]

also, I love your icon. like, a lot. PUNCTUATION PORN ♥

[echoelf]

fuck yes. i totally made it into a shirt and would wear it to my fiction workshop where people seemed to think that things like spell check and proofreading were sooo passe.