More greetings from Flagstaff.
I'm sure everyone is just dying to know how I've been. So I'm sorry to keep you uninformed.
I bought a book recently called "The History of Murder" and it's pretty rockin'. I read some poor reviews that said it was sloppy and sexist and slightly inaccurate in places. My response to that is, Who the hell cares? It's a huge frickin' book, so I'll forgive some sloppiness. If calling a woman a nymphomaniac is sexist, then I guess I'll give you that. But is that it? And I'll bet if you read two history books on the same topic you would find some discrepancies. One reviewer said to read it with an open mind about history, and I thought "Oh, is that what you did, Mr. One-Star Review?"
Anyway, the reason I'm telling you all this is because history is fun. And I think I'm gonna be a historian and you guys can all see me on those documentaries on the History Channel. Or maybe I'll be a history teacher. Or maybe I'll write shitty movies like "National Treasure". Who knows?
In other news... there is no other news. I live in Flagstaff. I live with a bunch of weirdos who are currently on a raw food diet. Except Katy. She's normal. Sort of.
I'll be back in the valley soon where I expect to be showered with gold and berries and comic books.
I bought a book recently called "The History of Murder" and it's pretty rockin'. I read some poor reviews that said it was sloppy and sexist and slightly inaccurate in places. My response to that is, Who the hell cares? It's a huge frickin' book, so I'll forgive some sloppiness. If calling a woman a nymphomaniac is sexist, then I guess I'll give you that. But is that it? And I'll bet if you read two history books on the same topic you would find some discrepancies. One reviewer said to read it with an open mind about history, and I thought "Oh, is that what you did, Mr. One-Star Review?"
Anyway, the reason I'm telling you all this is because history is fun. And I think I'm gonna be a historian and you guys can all see me on those documentaries on the History Channel. Or maybe I'll be a history teacher. Or maybe I'll write shitty movies like "National Treasure". Who knows?
In other news... there is no other news. I live in Flagstaff. I live with a bunch of weirdos who are currently on a raw food diet. Except Katy. She's normal. Sort of.
I'll be back in the valley soon where I expect to be showered with gold and berries and comic books.