Some possible good news, blimey!
So my car is working. :D
Sort of. James & Liam just came over to have a look at it because they are awesome friends, we put some oil in and now it starts! Hopefully that's a good thing... but at least it gives me hope, haha. It's being really loud and some smoke is coming out of the exhaust, but it's not completely dire. Apparently it's probably the valves, so fingers crossed it's not too expensive to fix. :)
I'm just glad it's not completely dead lol.
On another note, Ash and I successfully cooked a bloody good steak last night. Mmmm. :D