Article for school

Aug 25, 2005 20:04

This is an article I wrote for school. It's supposed to be about a fairy tale. Three guesses which one it's about.

Emperor Goes Streaking; Mass Streaking Ensues

The Emperor continues his royal procession this weekend wearing his new ‘clothes’, which are not visible to fools and those not fitted for their office, though nobody has reported to actually seeing the fabric the Court Weavers to the Emperor are using for his clothes.

“The colors are so rich, so vibrant, and the pattern is just gorgeous,” insisted Bob Smith, one of the Court Weavers working on the outfit. Smith, 42, and his partner Court Weaver, Joe Jones, 39, have been charged with fraud previously, but were acquitted on a technicality.

“Rebel against the man, man!” was heard throughout the hippie population of the capital as they took off all their clothes and ran parading throughout the city in support of the Emperor. This was in response to the royal procession last weekend where the Emperor wore his new clothes for the first time.

“Mothers, keep your children indoors this weekend,” commented the sheriff in an interview. “Nothing can persuade him (the Emperor) to wear anything but his new clothes.”
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