The Addams Family (da na na NA!)
We have a new PE teacher at work.
The PE teachers don't actual work for the kindergartens here. They're contracted through a private agency and they come to the school twice a week to lead sports programs. This one seems very nice, except...
How can I put this?
He's so very LURCH!!!
You know Lurch? The creepy Frankenstein butler from the Addams Family? THAT'S THIS GUY!!!
He has a weird squarish head and really thick eyebrows and he's at least 6'5". Because he's so much taller than the average Japanese guy, his suit jacket is way too small and contricts him so he moves really stiffly. And he's totally embarrassed to talk to me; one of the other teachers told me he said I was the first foreigner he's ever seen. So he very nicely made me a cup of tea today, and just gave this low, shy grunt when he gave it to me and OMG COMPLETE LURCH LURCH LURCH!!!
I am not mentally capable of handling this. Seriously, I'm just not strong enough. I've been humming the Addams Family theme song all day and cracking up whenever he walks (lurches) by.
I really really wanna go find a tall pale woman with long dark hair and a spry little guy with a carefully groomed mustache and find reasons to make them all stand close together now.
The PE teachers don't actual work for the kindergartens here. They're contracted through a private agency and they come to the school twice a week to lead sports programs. This one seems very nice, except...
How can I put this?
He's so very LURCH!!!
You know Lurch? The creepy Frankenstein butler from the Addams Family? THAT'S THIS GUY!!!
He has a weird squarish head and really thick eyebrows and he's at least 6'5". Because he's so much taller than the average Japanese guy, his suit jacket is way too small and contricts him so he moves really stiffly. And he's totally embarrassed to talk to me; one of the other teachers told me he said I was the first foreigner he's ever seen. So he very nicely made me a cup of tea today, and just gave this low, shy grunt when he gave it to me and OMG COMPLETE LURCH LURCH LURCH!!!
I am not mentally capable of handling this. Seriously, I'm just not strong enough. I've been humming the Addams Family theme song all day and cracking up whenever he walks (lurches) by.
I really really wanna go find a tall pale woman with long dark hair and a spry little guy with a carefully groomed mustache and find reasons to make them all stand close together now.