i think you should all read this.
a story for the little ones.
once there were two girls who were in PE together. we shall refer to them as alana and jane. Alana and jane had the best time in pe. From the kid who smells like a bag of onions to Johnson standing in a daze looking at her lover. Play by play football games, Frisbee games consisting of running in random directions. Alana and jane also had fun in there drama class where the stupid fat lady with the yucky left foot would eat chairs and costumes. They played with puppets with moles on them. They taught the puppets to masturbate. They even sang together in front of someone who they would later come to be obsessed with but they didn’t know then because he was yucky. But drama wasn’t as fun as pe. In pe fat girls ate their fingers during baseball games. They made poems about the idiot who sat across from Alana. The most famous is petunia. But they could never remember the line of this one letter. And now Alana can’t even remember that letter. But then they moved on to high school. It was a new experience. But the high school people were smart enough to put jane and Alana in the same pe class. They had fun. Then they discovered something. Something that I will not say but jane knows. Jane and Alana once again had a GREAT time in Pe. They acquired many more memories. Many lists, and things Alana is not gonna say. Jane understands though. Then a new semester came and Alana got moved out of that pe period into a math class. She tried with all her might to be put back where she belonged. The people just didn’t understand how important jane and pe where to her. So now Alana is stuck in a pe class with her piggy friend. Which isn’t that bad but she really misses her pe buddy jane. Pe just isn’t the same without jane.
i found this in my blog and it almost made me cry again. i love you karlee<33333333! bestfriendsforever!
once there were two girls who were in PE together. we shall refer to them as alana and jane. Alana and jane had the best time in pe. From the kid who smells like a bag of onions to Johnson standing in a daze looking at her lover. Play by play football games, Frisbee games consisting of running in random directions. Alana and jane also had fun in there drama class where the stupid fat lady with the yucky left foot would eat chairs and costumes. They played with puppets with moles on them. They taught the puppets to masturbate. They even sang together in front of someone who they would later come to be obsessed with but they didn’t know then because he was yucky. But drama wasn’t as fun as pe. In pe fat girls ate their fingers during baseball games. They made poems about the idiot who sat across from Alana. The most famous is petunia. But they could never remember the line of this one letter. And now Alana can’t even remember that letter. But then they moved on to high school. It was a new experience. But the high school people were smart enough to put jane and Alana in the same pe class. They had fun. Then they discovered something. Something that I will not say but jane knows. Jane and Alana once again had a GREAT time in Pe. They acquired many more memories. Many lists, and things Alana is not gonna say. Jane understands though. Then a new semester came and Alana got moved out of that pe period into a math class. She tried with all her might to be put back where she belonged. The people just didn’t understand how important jane and pe where to her. So now Alana is stuck in a pe class with her piggy friend. Which isn’t that bad but she really misses her pe buddy jane. Pe just isn’t the same without jane.
i found this in my blog and it almost made me cry again. i love you karlee<33333333! bestfriendsforever!