wow Mary Kate and Ashley are weird
i found this online:
Dear MK,
What's up? I miss you! Not much here, just shopping and getting ready to go to Australia to do promo stuff. How are they treating you? At least it's probably the only place in the world where you don't have to worry about yucky 27 year old guys bugging you!
Speaking of, I totally lost my virginity last night! I'll tell you who it was when you get out. Oh, and your boyfriend says hi.
I saw the E! special about us last night. Hey, isn't it weird that we're all rich and famous and beautiful, but our mom looks like complete white trash in the photos they show? I mean, she totally looks like she's sold it for crank before.
Anyway, gotta run. Come home soon!
xoxo,
Ashley
ps: My body aches for you.
pps: Makenay Azelay Feverera
Dear Ashley,
I hate this place. My counselors all used to be anorexic too, and now they're so FAT! Great. Today we did this exercise where we drew what we thought we looked like and then had to lie down and they traced us so we could see the difference. It was dumb.
They totally don't understand the pressures of our industry. I mean, I like being this way! People can finally tell us apart.
Oh and you're totally wrong about old guys. The doctor who runs this place is constantly staring at me. Ick. I'm just going to stuff my face until they let me out and then I think we should call that special delivery number Jimmy Fallon gave us. The "Medillin Diet" or whatever.
Anyways, hope to see you soon! Don't spend all our money while I'm in here, haha!
xoxo,
Mary Kate
ps: Pain. Physical pain in my chest. I need you next to me.
pps: Stay the fuck away from my boyfriend.
Dear MK,
What's up? I miss you! Not much here, just shopping and getting ready to go to Australia to do promo stuff. How are they treating you? At least it's probably the only place in the world where you don't have to worry about yucky 27 year old guys bugging you!
Speaking of, I totally lost my virginity last night! I'll tell you who it was when you get out. Oh, and your boyfriend says hi.
I saw the E! special about us last night. Hey, isn't it weird that we're all rich and famous and beautiful, but our mom looks like complete white trash in the photos they show? I mean, she totally looks like she's sold it for crank before.
Anyway, gotta run. Come home soon!
xoxo,
Ashley
ps: My body aches for you.
pps: Makenay Azelay Feverera
Dear Ashley,
I hate this place. My counselors all used to be anorexic too, and now they're so FAT! Great. Today we did this exercise where we drew what we thought we looked like and then had to lie down and they traced us so we could see the difference. It was dumb.
They totally don't understand the pressures of our industry. I mean, I like being this way! People can finally tell us apart.
Oh and you're totally wrong about old guys. The doctor who runs this place is constantly staring at me. Ick. I'm just going to stuff my face until they let me out and then I think we should call that special delivery number Jimmy Fallon gave us. The "Medillin Diet" or whatever.
Anyways, hope to see you soon! Don't spend all our money while I'm in here, haha!
xoxo,
Mary Kate
ps: Pain. Physical pain in my chest. I need you next to me.
pps: Stay the fuck away from my boyfriend.