He's a chicken! Not a police man, a chicken!
<>Have you ever...
--->Had a serious illness? I suppose so, bronchitis isn't too serious though.
--->Been happy about someones death? I'm happy Hitler's dead. Well, no...that's not true..
--->Killed an animal? I HIT A PIGEON ON 99W. I'm /sorry/ I didn't mean it! IT WOULDN'T GET OUT OF THE WAY.
--->Been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? OH yeah.
--->Caused a riot? Not yet.
--->Taken part in a riot? Unfortunately no.
--->Eaten a bug? Too many times...*shakes head*
--->Been on stage? Most definitely. Cats! Remember, Ruth?
--->Joined a gang? Sort of. A mafia is a gang right?
--->Been mentally disturbed? Countless times.
--->Stolen? Of course not, how could an innocent, God-fearing citizen such as myself do such a wretched thing? :D
--->Used someone? All the time
--->Wished to die? Far too often
--->Streaked? Yessss
--->Questioned God's existence? Of course
--->Cursed at God? Yes, and felt foolish for talking to myself.
--->Stalked someone online? If I did, it was all for a joke I'm sure.
--->Had a sexual fantasy? Many
--->Taken pills? Yes, but they were all prescribed to me.
For a billion dollars would you...
--->Kill your parents? Maybe just one.
--->Eat an ant farm? No problem, just a little chocolate dipping sauce please.
--->Have same gender sex? Sure, why not? Everything once, eh?
--->Kill your best friend? Definitely not. Who would I blow the billion with?
--->Hold up a convenience store? I was planning on that anyway.
--->Shoot yourself in the leg? Only if I knew I could use it after.
--->Eat another person? Are they vegetarian? I'd eat a vegetarian.
--->Jump off a three story building? Yes. Right into a moonbounce! Bwahhaa.
--->Walk naked in a mall? Fuck yeah. I'd do that for $100.
--->Shave your head? Of course, then I could spend my billion on cool hats.
--->Drink human blood? I'd drink less than a pint. And only if the blood was pure.
--->Box with a kangaroo? Dude, I'd do that for $5.
--->Kill the president? If I could get away with it and take my billion to a tropical island, yeah.
--->Slap an old person? Hell, I'd punch an old person for free.
--->Eat your own vomit? Ick. Tough question. It IS a billion dollars, but then, it's vomit...ehh, I'll go with yes.
--->Eat a booger? Of course. It ain't fatal.
--->Strip for Osama Bin Laden? Hell yes.
Out of your friends, who is the...
--->Loudest? Paul or Brett
--->Quietest? Christine when she has nothing to say
--->Smartest? Christine and Ruth
--->Sweetest? Ruthie and Andeh
--->Dumbest? Steven :D No, just kidding. Paul, obviously.
--->Cutest? Me, of course. Erm, Ruth and Zoey.
--->Uglyest? God.
--->Funniest? Andeh
--->Dullest? Haven't a clue.
--->Skinniest? Jennings
--->Fattest? *insert self* No, just kidding. I don't know.
--->Most Fashionable? Zoey
--->Least Fashionable? Me, or any one of my guy friends.
--->Most Opptimistic? Ruth
--->Most Pessimistic? Me and Christine tie.
--->Cries Most? Jasmine
--->Cries Least? Christine
--->Most Trustworthy? Ruthie, she's always trusted me to not be a bad person (and Christine doesn't get to be trustworthy ;)). And of course, Brett goes without saying, because if we were in a gang fight I'd know she'd be fighting those Mexis off with a knife. YOU GOT MY BACK MAN.
--->Least Trustworthy? I don't know, I'm suspicious of everyone.
--->Most Honest? Christine
--->Least Honest? Everyone
--->Best for advice? Brett, definitely. And Ruth and Christine combined (they are like my consciences. Except they switch roles a lot).
--->Worst for advice? Paul
--->Most likely to become gay? Oh me and Brett are already lovers
--->Most likey to become famous? Ruth because she wants it so bad
--->Most likely to become a serial killer? Andeh but I will assist him
--->Most likely to commit suicied? Also Andeh, but I won't let him.
--->Most likey to go mentally insane? Why, me of course.
--->Most likely to pose for playboy? Me again. But Christine would do it with me. Oh yes.
--->Most likey to become a saint? Sadly, none of my friends care for innocence enough to be saintly.
--->Most likely to become president? I agree with Christine and say Scott Ogden.
--->Who would you trust with your life? Brett
Your Favorite...
--->Letter? Z
--->Color? Red
--->Number? 14
--->Word? por que
--->Movie? Pirates of the Caribbean
--->Rapper? Eminem
--->Pop group? Uh, Backstreet Boys! Yay.
--->Rock band? The Darkness
--->R&B singer? Haven't a clue.
--->Pop singer? No idea
--->R&b group? Boyz II Men?
--->Shape? Dodecagon. Not really, it's actually a triangle.
--->Person? God. Haha, just kidding. It's God.
--->Relative? Brett
--->Old Song? Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
--->New Song? She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
<>--->CD? Iunoo.
--->T.V. Show? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
--->Movie Soundtrack? Lion King
--->Channel? WB
--->Parent? ...bleh.
--->Resturant? The Cheesecake Factory for fancy, Carl's Jr. for laid back.
--->Drink? Capuccino Blast from Baskin Robbins.
--->Food? The good kind?
--->Snack? Wheaties
--->Shoe Brand? Roos
--->Underwears? Ice cream sandwiches (har har)
--->Season? The cusp of summer and fall
--->Sport? Lacrosse
--->Dance? Salsa. And....the forbidden dance.
--->Weapon? Remarks that turn your enemy into a pool of trembling jelly. That and projectile hornets.
--->Sin? Lust
--->Smell? Axe
--->Shampoo? Herbal Essence
Last person you...
--->kissed? Dustin
--->Hugged? Nufer
--->Slept with? Brett
--->Licked? Uh. I can't remember..
--->Ate? Ate? What the fuck does that mean?
--->Cursed out? Jasmine
--->Intensionally hurt? Christine
--->Punched? Christine
--->Loved? No one. Anyone I love right now I haven't stopped loving.
--->Killed? God's emissary.
--->Danced with? No idea. Jasmine.
--->Liked? Har har. That would make it not a secret wouldn't it?
--->Stalked? Christine
--->Hated? Everyone
--->Gave the finger to? Some random idiot in a car
--->Cried with? Myself
--->Fought with? Christine
--->Talked with? Camron
--->Laughed with? Jasmine and Camron
--->Made bleed? My brother
--->Cuddled with? Rob
--->Played with? No one will play with me anymore
--->Ate with? Camron and Jasmine
--->Hung out with? See above answer (and find the pattern!)
--->Had a serious illness? I suppose so, bronchitis isn't too serious though.
--->Been happy about someones death? I'm happy Hitler's dead. Well, no...that's not true..
--->Killed an animal? I HIT A PIGEON ON 99W. I'm /sorry/ I didn't mean it! IT WOULDN'T GET OUT OF THE WAY.
--->Been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? OH yeah.
--->Caused a riot? Not yet.
--->Taken part in a riot? Unfortunately no.
--->Eaten a bug? Too many times...*shakes head*
--->Been on stage? Most definitely. Cats! Remember, Ruth?
--->Joined a gang? Sort of. A mafia is a gang right?
--->Been mentally disturbed? Countless times.
--->Stolen? Of course not, how could an innocent, God-fearing citizen such as myself do such a wretched thing? :D
--->Used someone? All the time
--->Wished to die? Far too often
--->Streaked? Yessss
--->Questioned God's existence? Of course
--->Cursed at God? Yes, and felt foolish for talking to myself.
--->Stalked someone online? If I did, it was all for a joke I'm sure.
--->Had a sexual fantasy? Many
--->Taken pills? Yes, but they were all prescribed to me.
For a billion dollars would you...
--->Kill your parents? Maybe just one.
--->Eat an ant farm? No problem, just a little chocolate dipping sauce please.
--->Have same gender sex? Sure, why not? Everything once, eh?
--->Kill your best friend? Definitely not. Who would I blow the billion with?
--->Hold up a convenience store? I was planning on that anyway.
--->Shoot yourself in the leg? Only if I knew I could use it after.
--->Eat another person? Are they vegetarian? I'd eat a vegetarian.
--->Jump off a three story building? Yes. Right into a moonbounce! Bwahhaa.
--->Walk naked in a mall? Fuck yeah. I'd do that for $100.
--->Shave your head? Of course, then I could spend my billion on cool hats.
--->Drink human blood? I'd drink less than a pint. And only if the blood was pure.
--->Box with a kangaroo? Dude, I'd do that for $5.
--->Kill the president? If I could get away with it and take my billion to a tropical island, yeah.
--->Slap an old person? Hell, I'd punch an old person for free.
--->Eat your own vomit? Ick. Tough question. It IS a billion dollars, but then, it's vomit...ehh, I'll go with yes.
--->Eat a booger? Of course. It ain't fatal.
--->Strip for Osama Bin Laden? Hell yes.
Out of your friends, who is the...
--->Loudest? Paul or Brett
--->Quietest? Christine when she has nothing to say
--->Smartest? Christine and Ruth
--->Sweetest? Ruthie and Andeh
--->Dumbest? Steven :D No, just kidding. Paul, obviously.
--->Cutest? Me, of course. Erm, Ruth and Zoey.
--->Uglyest? God.
--->Funniest? Andeh
--->Dullest? Haven't a clue.
--->Skinniest? Jennings
--->Fattest? *insert self* No, just kidding. I don't know.
--->Most Fashionable? Zoey
--->Least Fashionable? Me, or any one of my guy friends.
--->Most Opptimistic? Ruth
--->Most Pessimistic? Me and Christine tie.
--->Cries Most? Jasmine
--->Cries Least? Christine
--->Most Trustworthy? Ruthie, she's always trusted me to not be a bad person (and Christine doesn't get to be trustworthy ;)). And of course, Brett goes without saying, because if we were in a gang fight I'd know she'd be fighting those Mexis off with a knife. YOU GOT MY BACK MAN.
--->Least Trustworthy? I don't know, I'm suspicious of everyone.
--->Most Honest? Christine
--->Least Honest? Everyone
--->Best for advice? Brett, definitely. And Ruth and Christine combined (they are like my consciences. Except they switch roles a lot).
--->Worst for advice? Paul
--->Most likely to become gay? Oh me and Brett are already lovers
--->Most likey to become famous? Ruth because she wants it so bad
--->Most likely to become a serial killer? Andeh but I will assist him
--->Most likely to commit suicied? Also Andeh, but I won't let him.
--->Most likey to go mentally insane? Why, me of course.
--->Most likely to pose for playboy? Me again. But Christine would do it with me. Oh yes.
--->Most likey to become a saint? Sadly, none of my friends care for innocence enough to be saintly.
--->Most likely to become president? I agree with Christine and say Scott Ogden.
--->Who would you trust with your life? Brett
Your Favorite...
--->Letter? Z
--->Color? Red
--->Number? 14
--->Word? por que
--->Movie? Pirates of the Caribbean
--->Rapper? Eminem
--->Pop group? Uh, Backstreet Boys! Yay.
--->Rock band? The Darkness
--->R&B singer? Haven't a clue.
--->Pop singer? No idea
--->R&b group? Boyz II Men?
--->Shape? Dodecagon. Not really, it's actually a triangle.
--->Person? God. Haha, just kidding. It's God.
--->Relative? Brett
--->Old Song? Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
--->New Song? She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
<>--->CD? Iunoo.
--->T.V. Show? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
--->Movie Soundtrack? Lion King
--->Channel? WB
--->Parent? ...bleh.
--->Resturant? The Cheesecake Factory for fancy, Carl's Jr. for laid back.
--->Drink? Capuccino Blast from Baskin Robbins.
--->Food? The good kind?
--->Snack? Wheaties
--->Shoe Brand? Roos
--->Underwears? Ice cream sandwiches (har har)
--->Season? The cusp of summer and fall
--->Sport? Lacrosse
--->Dance? Salsa. And....the forbidden dance.
--->Weapon? Remarks that turn your enemy into a pool of trembling jelly. That and projectile hornets.
--->Sin? Lust
--->Smell? Axe
--->Shampoo? Herbal Essence
Last person you...
--->kissed? Dustin
--->Hugged? Nufer
--->Slept with? Brett
--->Licked? Uh. I can't remember..
--->Ate? Ate? What the fuck does that mean?
--->Cursed out? Jasmine
--->Intensionally hurt? Christine
--->Punched? Christine
--->Loved? No one. Anyone I love right now I haven't stopped loving.
--->Killed? God's emissary.
--->Danced with? No idea. Jasmine.
--->Liked? Har har. That would make it not a secret wouldn't it?
--->Stalked? Christine
--->Hated? Everyone
--->Gave the finger to? Some random idiot in a car
--->Cried with? Myself
--->Fought with? Christine
--->Talked with? Camron
--->Laughed with? Jasmine and Camron
--->Made bleed? My brother
--->Cuddled with? Rob
--->Played with? No one will play with me anymore
--->Ate with? Camron and Jasmine
--->Hung out with? See above answer (and find the pattern!)