Ah, I remember these well.

Jun 06, 2004 22:56

Random messages.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
iMeaty: ...

My first experiment is met without much success. Aaron refuses to say anything to my whoreface.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
sensasian05: mmmkay

Steven apparently wants nothing to do with my whores either.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
LaxPlayinAladdin: i wanna kiss you too

Uzair, on the other hand, wants everything to do with them.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
chillinkillin95: there are some fun things

Bobby...words fail me.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
GewEpudding: ?

Christine is merely confused by my overt attemps to have sex with her.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
Melsam Luvs You: hello

Melissa plays it cool, but we know she wants me too.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
defenestrations: woah
defenestrations: whered that come from

Jamey is astounded that I am finally acknowledging that he can make use of my whores.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
xndx o O: i dont know that language

Andy apparently is more confused than all the rest. He seems to think my whores are a language unto themselves.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
Harshlight007: lol
Harshlight007: YAY!!

Houston just enjoys the moment. Good for him.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
ThaCam: hey :-)

Cameron takes it in stride as well. Or perhaps he is readying a proposition, as he added the smiley face.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
Punkdrmr49: woah
Punkdrmr49: you weren't on my buddy list

At this, my inner child cries and flails, and then resumes whoring itself to the masses.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
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skiguy219: well thank ya

Paul didn't respond the first time, meaning I had to pelt him with an army of whores. This somehow makes him think that he is more special than the rest, and thanks me. I must rectify this later by crushing his hopes and dreams.

agjkeifnhgzklxfg: :-*:-*:-*
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vRuthieliciousV: lol i love you too

Ruth as well did not answer at first, so I threw more whores her way. She now believes she is special too, which is okay, because she is.

And thus ends the adventures of the whoreface.
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