Aug 05, 2009 12:14
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'4"
2. Full Name:
Jervis Emile Tetch
3. Do you own a gun?
Unfortunately, one is needed in my line of work
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
OCD, Paranoid Schizophrenia
5. How many letters are in your crush's first name?
A-L-I
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Not my preferred fair
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
'Silent Night'- I don't mind who sings it
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
English Breakfast with a squeeze of lemon
9. Do you do push-ups?
Far too lazy
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Of course!
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I do hope she would say so...
12. Do you like the rain?
I like watching it, not being out in it
13. Are you sweet?
I should think so!
Where is number 14?
15. Do you have A.D.D?
No.
16. Full Initials:
JET
17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.
My tea's gone cold
I really ought to clean up around here
How do those little aphids get through the houses' insulation?
Or maybe they have help? I must set fire to the squirrels.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.
Some new gloves, copper strips, an umbrella-gun
20. What time did you wake up today?
Around nine
21. Can you spell?
Of course I can spell
22. Current worry?
Local fauna are plotting against me
23. Current hate?
Local fauna
24. Favorite place to be?
In my dear's lap
25. Least favorite place to be?
Paddywagon
26. Where would you like to go right now?
I'll be heading to the farmer's market for some teathings, soon
27. Do you own slippers?
A variety of colors to appeal to my mood
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Settled, perhaps, in a more tolerant country
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn. Why do you think I'm always covered up?
30. Yellow or blue.
Bloo.
31 Would you be a pirate?
Only with Grace.
32. Last time your phone rang?
A supplier asking me for more time.
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
Hickory Dickory Dock
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I had a very active imagination
35. What's in your pockets right now?
A spool of thread, my pocketwatch, a bottle of Xanax, my wallet, aphids
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
I was watching something on tv last night- maybe. Or, I might have taken far too many mushrooms
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I only ever had plain sheets
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Batman once threw me from a rooftop with enough force to fracture my jaw, break off teeth, crack a few rips and pop loose my arm.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Ten, but not all of them are functional
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Oh, I would say so!
44. Do you wish on stars?
When the mood strikes me
45. what is your favorite book?
Alice and Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass
46. What song did you last hear?
Something about Applebottom jeans. The man in the car next to me was blaring it.
47. When were you last kissed?
Only yesterday
48. What is your favorite cereal?
Trix
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I'd rather not volunteer that information
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why won't any of these little bugs die!?