never get drunk
this is my life right now: just getting out of the shower noon, no phone, no i.d. & my ribcage is horribly bruised. i got so wasted with rob and jayson and sam and ashley, won trivial pursuit and then dropped one of my precious pearl earrings down the toilet at gene's haufbrau. and somewhere in that mix i ate a piece of pepperoni calzone and secretly threw it up on nectar's parking lot.
i woke up naked at seven a.m. with one eye extremely blood shot and sensitive and couldn't see out of it, realized i lost literally everything important to me and took a cab back to my house. it was a nice ride with a nice driver though. showering was rough but kind of an adventure with discovering what happened to my body and what was i trying to write on my forearm? i bent over to dry my hair and when i flipped back up i fell over. most bizarre sudden loss of balance attack ever. man, i really am the most awesome person. ever.
it's a known fact that i know every country's capitol and even at my drunkest i cannot be stumped. uganda? give me a break. kampala, bitches.
i'm going with my brother and jordan and suit to a fucking modest mouse show in myrtle beach. (why? because i love to revert back to my childhood/not-grown-up-days as much as possible.) i'm supposed to be leaving... now.
i still have a towel on and have no goddamn driver's license and i'm trying to suck down this energy drink but i really hate it and it's taken me all day just to drink half of it.
twenty-two next week. and i really don't care about anything except the person i realized that i am in love with and it's breaking my heart into a thousand pieces.
this is my life. right now.
i woke up naked at seven a.m. with one eye extremely blood shot and sensitive and couldn't see out of it, realized i lost literally everything important to me and took a cab back to my house. it was a nice ride with a nice driver though. showering was rough but kind of an adventure with discovering what happened to my body and what was i trying to write on my forearm? i bent over to dry my hair and when i flipped back up i fell over. most bizarre sudden loss of balance attack ever. man, i really am the most awesome person. ever.
it's a known fact that i know every country's capitol and even at my drunkest i cannot be stumped. uganda? give me a break. kampala, bitches.
i'm going with my brother and jordan and suit to a fucking modest mouse show in myrtle beach. (why? because i love to revert back to my childhood/not-grown-up-days as much as possible.) i'm supposed to be leaving... now.
i still have a towel on and have no goddamn driver's license and i'm trying to suck down this energy drink but i really hate it and it's taken me all day just to drink half of it.
twenty-two next week. and i really don't care about anything except the person i realized that i am in love with and it's breaking my heart into a thousand pieces.
this is my life. right now.