Life is short. Have an affair.

Sep 21, 2008 23:56

So I've heard Ashley Madison commercials on the radio like every morning for the last few months and I'm always perplexed by the thought of it. Naturally, after months of pondering, I signed up today just to see what kind of people are on here. It's like that Match.com commerical, "It's okay to look." hahaha. I'm not looking for an affair or another person at all, I just wanted to see what kind of people go on these sites. I'm very curious.

And OMG! These guys are lucky that they have an entree at all, let alone going on this stupid site to look for side dish. You should really go on just to see what kind of douches are on here. These are real pictures too because most if not all, are not flattering. Oh, the usernames and taglines are hilarious too. Here are some examples for fun:

Sugardada957
"I'm All In, You?"

1hungbunk
"Passionate adventursome male"

In2havingfun
"Looking for some fun; want to play?"

supadik
"New 2 this"

NaughtyNate77
"Looking for a truly sexy lady that can be discreet."

UFCfighter
"Wanna do bad things to you......"

Sexventurous35
"Who here likes sex?"

And really, how dumb are these guys? If your gf/ bf is acting hella suspect, you should try looking for them on here. These dummies posting their pictures. hahaha.
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