two stories tall

Jul 22, 2004 17:24

hey everyone! want to hear a good storie? sorry to say it doesn't invovle my almost one time lawyer chelse corte but at least i had the sents to bring him up.
so i was on shore leave the the marine corps visiting robbie in spokane. we got our pause an a few flagons of very bad whine. after proceeding to the bike room we began to drink. robbie had just had a miner operation on his teeth. he'd just had his false tooth retainer replaced with cemented fangs. anyway he became very ill at the end of thee night. but... i guess it's just funny that we were high. he spewed reb bile wine all over the bike room and then we fled. i also left a few cigarette buts. oh ya, then when he was bedriddled i fiendishly finnished off my dope and then colapsed in front of his dorm. an officious cop type asked if i was a'right. i hurried inside and then vommited my own spew all on the tiles in front of the door. a few squares had to be waxed. i really might not even send this to the lab man.

a very old cab driver smoked pall malls. i liked it when it happened.
going to my unit tomorrow. i'm very nervous. mostly because i have a lot of bags to carry. so do all the other little soldiers too though.
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