monaaaaay
old people are giving me money. got two hundred dollars from grandparents, great grand parents, and great uncles combined. TWO HUNDRED!!! you guys have no idea how horny that makes me. mmmmmm....time to go roll around naked in my pile of checks. well, more like three checks sitting on my table. but that's kinda like a pile, right? i don't care what it is. I'm going to roll around naked on them. and then, tomorrow, I am going to take them down to the bank, and cash their brains out.