and they called his name Stuart...

[thinkerbot]

I found a baby bird today. He looked really hungry, so I decided to go get him some food. Then I remembered that birds are cold-blooded, so I put him in the microwave to keep warm. I went out and dug up some nice juicy worms, but by the time I got back, it was too late...he had already exploded from hunger.

But seriously, folks....

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[thinkerbot]

i was considering it...then he took a shit in my hair.

[mallorynb]

wow...I am stunned at the cuteness of this bird.

[noodle384]

awwww it's so cute! i can't believe it let you touch it and everything

[thinkerbot]

yeah....in hindsight, that's probably because he was dying, so he didn't care. i wonder if animals know when they're about to die. i wonder if they can just, decide to die, and then die. if they can, i'm going to have to rethink my thoughts about evolution, because that would not be a very good adaptation. i'm going to go think now.

[yelac]

this is as funny as funny gets young man. i want to see you in my office in the morning! bring some beer. naked.