My drunken epiphany, not to be confused with my chemical romance.

[thinkerbot]

"I've figured it out! This....is the difference....between MEN,...and WOMEN.....WOMEN, have guy friends, becuase you THINK, that he's the only guy in the world who doesn't want to sleep with you.....MEN, have female friends,...in the HOPES, that some day, she'll come to her senses, and sleep with you. Do I lie?

(Remos shakes head)

I do not lie!!!"

--me, while watching the beer pong tournament earlier this evening.