11 - Game of Two Halves

[thinkb4ublink]

[Filtered away from people who've murdered since Slater's arrival (November)]

Right. Football. That game where you use your foot to move the ball about, not that American nonsense where your foot hardly touches the bleedin' thing. [How can you in good conscience even call it that, people, really?] Any one you lot know how to play?

[OOC: If you

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[failedcreator]

What is this football?

[thinkb4ublink]

I'm going to take that as a 'no'. It's pretty much what it says on the tin. Hit the ball with your foot.

[failedcreator]

I know many games of this nature. What is the purpose of this one?

[thinkb4ublink]

Kick the ball in the back of the net.

[failedcreator]

What manner of net do you speak of?

[thinkb4ublink]

Look, mate, you're either playin' or you're not.

[failedcreator]

May I observe the game before deciding this?

[thinkb4ublink]

You're a sub, then.

[failedcreator]

This is the name for an observer?

[thinkb4ublink]

No, substitute. Either you're a player or you're not.