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11 - Game of Two Halves

Jul 23, 2011 16:48

[Filtered away from people who've murdered since Slater's arrival (November)]

Right. Football. That game where you use your foot to move the ball about, not that American nonsense where your foot hardly touches the bleedin' thing. [How can you in good conscience even call it that, people, really?] Any one you lot know how to play?

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needshumility July 23 2011, 19:00:30 UTC

I've never played, but if it's anything like hockeyball, I'll play.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:03:30 UTC

What's hockeyball like, then?

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:05:44 UTC

Everyone has a stick and two nets and it's very violent.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:09:53 UTC

Well, uh, no stick and let's keep the violence to... uh... make sure they started it, so we're covered. But yeah, hitting the ball in the back of the net oughta do it.

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:13:07 UTC

So it's kicking only?

How is this sport not violent?

And besides, you can be as violent as you like as long as you can make it look like the other team started it in the hockeyball. Talking of which...

Do girls play?

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:17:55 UTC

Well, you try an' kick the ball and not the other players' shins.

Yeah, there's girls' leagues.

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:19:05 UTC

That's what they say...

Are the girls violent at it? Because we never beat the girls at hockeyball. Don't even think of making me captain.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:29:26 UTC

Girls who play hockey are violent at it, but no, I mean, we weren't really 'llowed play with them, so they might have been at school, or something.

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:32:10 UTC

Oh, right.

We usually play against the girls.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:36:20 UTC

Yeah... that never ends well.

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:37:00 UTC

Last time I played, someone lost an ear.

[said oh-so-casually. Like a scrape on the knee.]

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:41:24 UTC

Least wasn't you, mate. [What he's heard about the girls' hockey team, this is not surprising.]

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:45:02 UTC

True enough.

I did have to take all the demerits for my team inflicting a bunch of injuries, though. Hence why I'm not being captain.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:49:55 UTC

Thinking the warden needs me to have job anyway.

needshumility July 23 2011, 19:52:15 UTC

Does organising sport count as one? It probably would.

thinkb4ublink July 23 2011, 19:54:18 UTC

It's just this thing. I got a job regular in the library.

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