So I had this conversation:
kaesa: sorry, on the phone with [friend].
thinkatory: <3
kaesa: her town has an emu.
kaesa: ONE EMU.
kaesa: okay back.
kaesa: so apparently someone ran an ostrich farm and I guess they had an emu among the ostriches but then THE OSTRICHES DIED.
kaesa: leaving ONE EMU.
thinkatory: ......
thinkatory: LOL
kaesa: I asked if it was an emo emu.
kaesa: she isn't sure.
thinkatory: dlksjg;s
thinkatory: IF ANY EMU WOULD BE EMO.
kaesa: THAT ONE WOULD.
thinkatory: I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A LAST OF THE TIME LORDS JOKE
kaesa: it's like the Jack Harkness of Emusd.gkjd;lkgh
kaesa: <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
thinkatory: *SPITTAKE DIES*
thinkatory: JACK HARKNESS OF EMUS
thinkatory: I CAN JUST IMAGINE ITS STEELY STARE
kaesa: I'M PICTURING THE COAT
kaesa: on an EMU.
thinkatory: AND THE COAT
thinkatory: OH DAMMIT
kaesa: major problem:
kaesa: how does it cradle people in its arms when they die?
thinkatory: OH FUCK
thinkatory: LMFAO
Generally when I go OH DAMMIT it's because I was inspired to make a horrible manip.
So here. Have emu Jack Harkness.