Job share

[think_loud]

There are some tasks here I do not like doing. I don't like going into Oshitari-kun's rooms or Fuji-kun's. There are unspeakable things in both. I do not mind cleaning bathrooms though and I heard that Kikumaru-kun does not like that job. Apparently it excites him too much or something

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[seductive_sigh]

Ibu-kun there is nothing in my room that will bite or harm you...

[ooc:oshitari is slightly saddened by this >:]

[think_loud]

.....

That is blatantly not true. How can you tell such lies? You bit me yourself. This makes you even more untrustworthy. Or hiding a multiple personality disorder. That could be dangerous.

[seductive_sigh]

I didn't bite you... I kissed kissed you. A bite requires teeth.

Plus, I only did it once.

[think_loud]

You had teeth.

[seductive_sigh]

But, i didn't use my teeth... I used my lips...

[think_loud]

..... it was very near miss.

[seductive_sigh]

It was not

[think_loud]

.... Teeth are close to lips. How could it not have been a near miss? Oshitari tells very silly lies. Everyone can see they are false.

[seductive_sigh]

But Ibu-kun, there's still the fact that I didn't bite you, so that doesn't matter.