entry 031 - hp
Title: Shouldn`t Have Said That
Summary: Harry and Fred drunk is one thing, but Harry and Fred being mischevious is a different thing altogether.
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Fred and George Weasley
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: Harry/Hermione, mildly fluffy. A couple of swears....1050 words in total.
The table at 12 Grimmauld Place was loud and boisterous, the adults having been drinking and the teenagers having been secretly drinking. While most of the adults were in the kitchen, around the table all of the teenagers were in the ‘living room’, laughing at a splendid idea that Harry and the twins had had. Not many people knew this but when drunk, Harry Potter was a marauder at heart, always getting into trouble and finding mischief. The boys were grinning, sneaking up the stairs to grab an invisibility cloak whilst the girls were giggling, trying not to get caught at having a couple of drinks. A couple of minutes later, the boys came down again, cloak in Harry’s hand and a vial in Fred’s. They were both wearing identical smirks and both stealthily sneaking towards the doorway into the kitchen, making sure to put the cloak around them and their socks off. When they got to the door, George went to it and opened it, stepping through and saying hello to all of the semi-drunk adults and allowing Fred and Harry to walk on through without causing suspicion. George stayed there, talking with Sirius and Remus about something pertaining to his prank that he caused on some Slytherin seventh years, causing them both to laugh, Sirius more so than Remus. What none of the adults knew, however, was the fact that as they were all being distracted by George, Fred and Harry were making their rounds, pouring the truth potion, Veritaserum into all of their drinks. It wasn’t until they made it to the drink that Sirius had, nearly empty, where they realized something. Some truth was not bad, and it was quite the fun, but while the adults could spill their secrets, how would the two of them have fun. It was not like they could stay in here, for Molly would never allow it and neither would Remus. They finished up and snuck past George, just as he was saying, “Yes, well, I’ll be going now. Enjoy your drinks,” causing Sirius and Remus to arch an eyebrow at that statement. It wasn’t until George sat down next to Hermione when he realized that his brother and Harry were laughing it up, watching everyone drink their drinks and vigorously drink their own, and a second vial, completely next to them, beside the first one.
“Oh, no, don’t you dare go there, Ronald Weasley!” Hermione Granger laughed, sipping her drink and throwing her head back. Harry smiled at the sight and then laughed at the loud “WHAT THE HELL?!” coming from the kitchen, no doubt thanks to his ingenious plan that Fred helped him with. If he had listened closely, he could hear Tonks saying she had slept with someone other than Remus, but Harry didn’t focus in on that. Instead, he focused in on Ron, his best friend, talking about the time Hermione was caught making out with, believe it or not, Ginny. While they had only been experimenting (and Harry knew this because well, he would never truly tell....), Ron had no idea about it, and was positive the two of them were lesbians.
“So, I say, ‘Gin, since when were you lesbian?’ And you want to know what she says?”
“What, Ron?” Luna questioned, staring at him openly.
“NOTHING. She just giggled, is what she did.” Ron shouted, punching his fist in the air, causing all of the females to laugh at his behaviour. All remained quiet for a bit, until Harry, annoyed at the silence, decided to shout quite loudly,
“I thought Tonks was hot.” His little outburst created a many others following him, saying things that ended up agreeing with him, or saying that other people were hotter.
“I wanted Hermione to make Harry mad!” Ron stated, laughing, punching Harry in the shoulder. Harry laughed but before he could stop himself, replied with, “I was pissed at that.” This just caused everyone else to laugh and Hermione, though laughing herself, was still frowning.
“Harry and I are dating,” She giggled before shouting, “AND I’M NOT A DAMN PRIZE.” This had caused the adults to come over though, looking thoroughly pissed and confused, causing the kids to laugh. While they were asked what was going on, Harry looked at his girlfriend, realizing she had outed him and was suddenly quite sad.
“Thanks, Hermione. Now we can’t sneak around,” He pouted, causing all the conversation to cease. Remus had looked at him funnily while Sirius just grinned.
“Good for you, Potter.” Snape said sarcastically and Harry couldn’t quite help but wonder when he came to the Order headquarters.
“You know Snivellius,” Harry said to spite him, “Just because you didn’t win the damn girl doesn’t mean you have to take it out on the kid.” Harry snapped, giving Snape the finger while he just stood there shocked. Remus and Tonks had laughed at that, Sirius smiled and Harry, proud of himself, got up and walked over to Snape.
“Just because my mother fell out of love with you and in love with my Dad, does not bloody well mean you can take it out on me by unfairly taking off points, giving me detentions and ridding my potions of their effort.” He finished before swiftly turning around and walking back to his spot. He smirked at the shocked look on everyone’s faces before he sat down.
“Why, you...” Snape began but Sirius just glared and he shut up.
“I’m pregnant.” Someone faintly whispered before clapping her hand over her mouth and her eyes going wide. Everyone turned to look at Hermione, not quite sure that it was truly her that said that. However, the paleness that she had turned not only indicated it was true but that she really hadn’t meant to say that. Harry was in shock. He was going to be a father. A... a father, at sixteen. Oh... dear.
“HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sirius yelled, before telling everyone to leave and staring Harry in the eye. Harry just looked him back before smiling.
“I’m going to be a Dad, Sirius. I’m going to be a dad...I’M GOING TO BE A DAD.” And suddenly, he picked up Hermione, twirled her around and laughed, ecstatic that he decided to fill everyone’s cups with the truth serum.
Summary: Harry and Fred drunk is one thing, but Harry and Fred being mischevious is a different thing altogether.
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Fred and George Weasley
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: Harry/Hermione, mildly fluffy. A couple of swears....1050 words in total.
The table at 12 Grimmauld Place was loud and boisterous, the adults having been drinking and the teenagers having been secretly drinking. While most of the adults were in the kitchen, around the table all of the teenagers were in the ‘living room’, laughing at a splendid idea that Harry and the twins had had. Not many people knew this but when drunk, Harry Potter was a marauder at heart, always getting into trouble and finding mischief. The boys were grinning, sneaking up the stairs to grab an invisibility cloak whilst the girls were giggling, trying not to get caught at having a couple of drinks. A couple of minutes later, the boys came down again, cloak in Harry’s hand and a vial in Fred’s. They were both wearing identical smirks and both stealthily sneaking towards the doorway into the kitchen, making sure to put the cloak around them and their socks off. When they got to the door, George went to it and opened it, stepping through and saying hello to all of the semi-drunk adults and allowing Fred and Harry to walk on through without causing suspicion. George stayed there, talking with Sirius and Remus about something pertaining to his prank that he caused on some Slytherin seventh years, causing them both to laugh, Sirius more so than Remus. What none of the adults knew, however, was the fact that as they were all being distracted by George, Fred and Harry were making their rounds, pouring the truth potion, Veritaserum into all of their drinks. It wasn’t until they made it to the drink that Sirius had, nearly empty, where they realized something. Some truth was not bad, and it was quite the fun, but while the adults could spill their secrets, how would the two of them have fun. It was not like they could stay in here, for Molly would never allow it and neither would Remus. They finished up and snuck past George, just as he was saying, “Yes, well, I’ll be going now. Enjoy your drinks,” causing Sirius and Remus to arch an eyebrow at that statement. It wasn’t until George sat down next to Hermione when he realized that his brother and Harry were laughing it up, watching everyone drink their drinks and vigorously drink their own, and a second vial, completely next to them, beside the first one.
“Oh, no, don’t you dare go there, Ronald Weasley!” Hermione Granger laughed, sipping her drink and throwing her head back. Harry smiled at the sight and then laughed at the loud “WHAT THE HELL?!” coming from the kitchen, no doubt thanks to his ingenious plan that Fred helped him with. If he had listened closely, he could hear Tonks saying she had slept with someone other than Remus, but Harry didn’t focus in on that. Instead, he focused in on Ron, his best friend, talking about the time Hermione was caught making out with, believe it or not, Ginny. While they had only been experimenting (and Harry knew this because well, he would never truly tell....), Ron had no idea about it, and was positive the two of them were lesbians.
“So, I say, ‘Gin, since when were you lesbian?’ And you want to know what she says?”
“What, Ron?” Luna questioned, staring at him openly.
“NOTHING. She just giggled, is what she did.” Ron shouted, punching his fist in the air, causing all of the females to laugh at his behaviour. All remained quiet for a bit, until Harry, annoyed at the silence, decided to shout quite loudly,
“I thought Tonks was hot.” His little outburst created a many others following him, saying things that ended up agreeing with him, or saying that other people were hotter.
“I wanted Hermione to make Harry mad!” Ron stated, laughing, punching Harry in the shoulder. Harry laughed but before he could stop himself, replied with, “I was pissed at that.” This just caused everyone else to laugh and Hermione, though laughing herself, was still frowning.
“Harry and I are dating,” She giggled before shouting, “AND I’M NOT A DAMN PRIZE.” This had caused the adults to come over though, looking thoroughly pissed and confused, causing the kids to laugh. While they were asked what was going on, Harry looked at his girlfriend, realizing she had outed him and was suddenly quite sad.
“Thanks, Hermione. Now we can’t sneak around,” He pouted, causing all the conversation to cease. Remus had looked at him funnily while Sirius just grinned.
“Good for you, Potter.” Snape said sarcastically and Harry couldn’t quite help but wonder when he came to the Order headquarters.
“You know Snivellius,” Harry said to spite him, “Just because you didn’t win the damn girl doesn’t mean you have to take it out on the kid.” Harry snapped, giving Snape the finger while he just stood there shocked. Remus and Tonks had laughed at that, Sirius smiled and Harry, proud of himself, got up and walked over to Snape.
“Just because my mother fell out of love with you and in love with my Dad, does not bloody well mean you can take it out on me by unfairly taking off points, giving me detentions and ridding my potions of their effort.” He finished before swiftly turning around and walking back to his spot. He smirked at the shocked look on everyone’s faces before he sat down.
“Why, you...” Snape began but Sirius just glared and he shut up.
“I’m pregnant.” Someone faintly whispered before clapping her hand over her mouth and her eyes going wide. Everyone turned to look at Hermione, not quite sure that it was truly her that said that. However, the paleness that she had turned not only indicated it was true but that she really hadn’t meant to say that. Harry was in shock. He was going to be a father. A... a father, at sixteen. Oh... dear.
“HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sirius yelled, before telling everyone to leave and staring Harry in the eye. Harry just looked him back before smiling.
“I’m going to be a Dad, Sirius. I’m going to be a dad...I’M GOING TO BE A DAD.” And suddenly, he picked up Hermione, twirled her around and laughed, ecstatic that he decided to fill everyone’s cups with the truth serum.