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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, triplesix (-5000 points). Last Friday I set tani_chick's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I put money in shewrote's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I pushed savannarama in the mud (-17 points). In April I helped meathelmet across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5063 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ThingUnderTheSt