okay, that was amazing.
I have to say, the poll results on Who Is The Final Cylon are kind of hilarious. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I kind of really hope that John Sheppard IS the final cylon. He would be more relaxed about it than anyone! Imagine he's, like, a viper pilot - just rank and file, doesn't get noticed, doesn't get dead - and then he finds out he's a cylon, and he's like, "Huh. What's for lunch?" And then he could have hot makeouts with Felix Gaeta.
. . .
Okay, I'm back. Or, if you're hardcore OTP about John, you could always imagine Rodney as a knuckle dragger on the deck, keeping John's viper in good repair. And they get into arguments over aerodynamicsy stuff, and Rodney designs all the electronics on the Blackbird, and totally yells all the time about Gaius Baltar and how he's a second-rate media-whore hack, and John and Kara smirk at each other over the tops of vipers and roll their eyes whenever Lee's being a dickwad, and . . . hey, come to think of it, where is this story? This must already exist! Someone deliver it to me now, please. Bonus points if Rodney and John have a hot threesome with Felix Gaeta! Or Kara Thrace, really.
C'mon, if there's an SGA/The Daily Show fusion and an SGA/Pushing Daisies fusion and an SGA/Star Wars fusion and an SGA/dinosaur comics fusion and an SGA/LOTR fusion and an SGA/Independence Day fusion and an SGA/Scrubs fusion and an SGA/Valdemar fusion and TWO SGA/X-Men fusions . . . there have got to be some SGA/BSG ones, is what I'm saying. Hand them over.
I kind of really hope that John Sheppard IS the final cylon. He would be more relaxed about it than anyone! Imagine he's, like, a viper pilot - just rank and file, doesn't get noticed, doesn't get dead - and then he finds out he's a cylon, and he's like, "Huh. What's for lunch?" And then he could have hot makeouts with Felix Gaeta.
. . .
Okay, I'm back. Or, if you're hardcore OTP about John, you could always imagine Rodney as a knuckle dragger on the deck, keeping John's viper in good repair. And they get into arguments over aerodynamicsy stuff, and Rodney designs all the electronics on the Blackbird, and totally yells all the time about Gaius Baltar and how he's a second-rate media-whore hack, and John and Kara smirk at each other over the tops of vipers and roll their eyes whenever Lee's being a dickwad, and . . . hey, come to think of it, where is this story? This must already exist! Someone deliver it to me now, please. Bonus points if Rodney and John have a hot threesome with Felix Gaeta! Or Kara Thrace, really.
C'mon, if there's an SGA/The Daily Show fusion and an SGA/Pushing Daisies fusion and an SGA/Star Wars fusion and an SGA/dinosaur comics fusion and an SGA/LOTR fusion and an SGA/Independence Day fusion and an SGA/Scrubs fusion and an SGA/Valdemar fusion and TWO SGA/X-Men fusions . . . there have got to be some SGA/BSG ones, is what I'm saying. Hand them over.