johnbuns
john: I have procured (well… confiscated from the trash pile) a new racing chair… she’s sleek and seductive, a beautiful shade of gray with wood running arms and a chrome undercarriage. Her four wheels are hard rubber and well secured to the frame. If there is one word to describe her it is MAGNIFICENT!!!
I am working on getting a 2nd one… I should find it by tomorrow.
B & L maybe we can plan for a Chair Racing party before the snow flies!
lisa: We do have a lot of beer that needs to be drank. That would be an excellent reason for a party!
We could make it almost NASCAR-esque. Drink cheap American beer and watch the races. We could even decorate the chairs with sponsors....
kristen: Draw a picture of johnbuns chair racing with hulk gloves and 40s
me:
"johnbuns racing nascar style down BnL's hill with hulk gloves as protective helmet and complimentary red party fez. (dead squirrel not included with fez.) sponsored by tide"
kristen: why is he naked?!?!
john: why am i naked?
kristen: and bald?
lisa: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Who said anything about complimentary party fezzes? What do you think I am made of, money? A sassy "Birthday Girl" tiara may be available...But that is it!
I'm providing beer dang nammit!
kristen: BYOF
(Bring your own fez)
I am working on getting a 2nd one… I should find it by tomorrow.
B & L maybe we can plan for a Chair Racing party before the snow flies!
lisa: We do have a lot of beer that needs to be drank. That would be an excellent reason for a party!
We could make it almost NASCAR-esque. Drink cheap American beer and watch the races. We could even decorate the chairs with sponsors....
kristen: Draw a picture of johnbuns chair racing with hulk gloves and 40s
me:
"johnbuns racing nascar style down BnL's hill with hulk gloves as protective helmet and complimentary red party fez. (dead squirrel not included with fez.) sponsored by tide"
kristen: why is he naked?!?!
john: why am i naked?
kristen: and bald?
lisa: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Who said anything about complimentary party fezzes? What do you think I am made of, money? A sassy "Birthday Girl" tiara may be available...But that is it!
I'm providing beer dang nammit!
kristen: BYOF
(Bring your own fez)