It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to do

[things_go_boom]

Well since today is my birthday and I'm under school arrest for most of the summer meaning I can't go out anywhere...maybe I should plan something accordingly, tee hee hee!

It is the big 2 point 0, after all!

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[boxingmidget]

[Someone probably should have read this post, but he didn't. So he went to get you a present. What was that present? Well, it was two. Actually. You get these amazing beauties and there is also a big crate filled with a very different looking soda. Looks like there's a note next to it. Why yes, his writing is different from his speach.]

Lash,

Happy birthday! If you're wondering, those sodas are actually made by scientists who worked for Soda back in the league. I think these are special energy sodas or something. I managed to get my hands on some. I hope you like them!

From,
Mac

[things_go_boom]

[A few hours later you get a video]

Hey! Thanks for the boxing gloves! And the soda...I haven't tried them yet cause I think I might want to analyze one first, tee hee!

And then steal the results.

[boxingmidget]

You're welcome, man!

Go all out at it! Enjoy 'em! I ain't so sure Soda even sells 'em for everyone to get. Unless if he happens to back in Russia. But I ain't been there, so I wouldn't know.

[things_go_boom]

I'll go punch a few people as a thank you!

[ballofbatluv]

Wow... 2.0! ... How old is that?

[things_go_boom]

Twenty! I feel so old.

[ballofbatluv]

Is that old?

[things_go_boom]

Depends. How old are you?

[tank_rockarms]

::HAPPY BIRTHDAY LASH. MAX GOT YOU A BOX OF LADY-TYPE PROTEIN BARS AND TWELVE BOXES OF THE KIND OF FIREWORKS YOU CAN BUY AT A GAS STATION.::

[things_go_boom]

[Max what the hell.]

[monotreme_101]

[Happy Birthday Lash. Knuckles got you fruit. Because it is a tradition.]

Happy Birthday, Pal! Welcome to your twenties. It's not much different to your teens to be honest.

[things_go_boom]

I figured. I don't feel much older mentally.

[whitedeviljack]

[OH CRAP LASHDAY. Cue Raiden scuttling around trying to figure out a gift to give. What does one get a wunderkind hmmmmm. Eventually he settles on a bottle of wine, after contemplating this very carefully for at least an hour.

This could be a very dangerous thing.

But she is legal now.

...This could be a very dangerous thing.

...CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BOTTLE OF WINE + happy birthday card from Janitorman.]

[things_go_boom]

[A few hours later you have a private video feed.]

Raiden, what is this?

[whitedeviljack]

[UH... Oh no he could have sworn he picked out a different card that kind of looks like the card soccer mom with five little girls who was standing in line in front of him at the register picked out and... OH NO.]

...

[Check it out, he's really great at playing dumb.]

What is what?

[things_go_boom]

It's a ball.

It's the card you gave me along with a wine bottle. Are you trying to imply something? Cause I just got a bunch of fireworks for my birthday too. Do you want me to come test them out in your room to prove I'm not a princess?