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things_go_boom

Clearly the most important after-giant chicken post ever.

Apr 27, 2011 12:32

EWWWWWWWW!

THAT WAS SO GROSS!

And uh, is everyone okay, I guess. The dead chicken gel appears to heal the up anything that got turned to stone, my nose is fine now. BUT IT SMELLS SO BAD.

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black_hawke April 27 2011, 18:56:35 UTC

[Uh, yes, Hawke quite obviously succumbed to this rock-curse in a very dramatic and tragic fashion. It was very valiant and probably involved a lot of gunfire and staggering around, trying to fight off his assailants while slowly turning to stone. The whole thing was totally awesome, I'm sure.

He is a very heroic-looking statue and by that I mean he really does not look any different than usual, except now he is gray all over and maybe in a cool pose.]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:16:19 UTC

[OH NO. OH NO SHE JUST WATCHED AGAIN.

She's going to have to go get some dead chicken guts, isn't she.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 19:22:04 UTC

[Yes

all over

baby]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:27:00 UTC

[GROSSSSSSS

But she comes back with a few buckets a few minutes later. Hawke do you have any objections before our room smells like rancid death for a few weeks.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 19:27:49 UTC

[Of course he has objections but it's not like he can talk right now so carry on.]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:29:03 UTC

[You are now covered in blue goop that smells about as bad as it looks. And it leaked all on your floor too.

Lash looks like she's about to vomit. Again.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 19:47:02 UTC

[Okay okay just

give it a minute

there it goes.

The stone slowly starts to recede and Hawke gasps for air, then slips in the goop and lands on his butt.]

...What.

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:54:39 UTC

[Okay. That was. Pretty hilarious.

Lash can't help but laugh.]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:55:25 UTC

[Then the smell kicks in again and she vomits on the floor. Hurray.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 19:58:12 UTC

[Hawke, at least, manages to make it to the bathroom before he pukes everywhere.]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 19:59:36 UTC

[Lash goes to take a shower and comes back about ten minutes later.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 20:00:54 UTC

[Ten minutes later, Hawke has cleaned himself off but is still staring in horror at the goop on the floor.

He is a germophobe and he doesn't want to touch it.]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 20:03:49 UTC

[Neither does Lash. She isn't a germophobe but that shit is seriously nasty.

And it smells so bad.]

black_hawke April 27 2011, 20:06:43 UTC

[Staring.

STARING.]

What is it, exactly?

[HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT SHE SMEARED ALL OVER HIS BODY]

things_go_boom April 27 2011, 20:09:26 UTC

[Alien chicken lube.]

The dead goop from the chicken mass when it died this morning. Dead weird alien chicken guts.

[Pause.]

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

black_hawke April 27 2011, 20:22:39 UTC

[He holds up a hand as if to say 'one moment' before he retreats into the bathroom once more.

Dry heaving is a very attractive sound.]

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