Action Post - The Most Terrible of Book Readings [Open to all]

[things_go_boom]

[After keeping it hidden for a while, Lash takes the time on a not-too-busy Tuesday night to read from the book she stole from a place that her and Claus no doubt burned down last week. Hey, she's got a lot on her mind and it would better for her to get educated about certain things, right? Better than asking Robotnik, in any case.She can't read it

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[black_hawke]

[It was bound to happen.

You could not escape it.

Here he comes.]

[things_go_boom]

[Oh no. Oh no.

Too bad she does not notice.]

[black_hawke]

[HAWKE NOTICES.

He approaches.]

Comics?

[things_go_boom]

[OH NO.

Okay Lash, be totally tactical about it.]

FUUUUCK. I mean Hiiiiii.

[black_hawke]

[What]

Is something wrong?

[things_go_boom]

[Attempt to play innocent #1 : Engaged]

These graphics are terrible! And uh stuff like...eat shit and die.

And so much fucking! I mean, words that mean fucking.

Fuck.

Swear words.

[black_hawke]

[He is trying to peer over and see just how bad this comic book really is.]

It's that terrible?

[things_go_boom]

[Deadpan]

Yes.

[And she attempts to moves it away from his prying eyes.]

[black_hawke]

[BUT NOW HE'S CURIOUS.]

Let me see.

[things_go_boom]

No, if you see it you're going to assume the worst things, I just know it!

[Baawhaaaw]

[black_hawke]

What would I assume about a comic book? I like reading.

[things_go_boom]

Exactly! This is just stupid graphics and...um....

[She can't say it.]

[black_hawke]

[No seriously he's genuinely curious.

And also oblivious.]

And what?

[things_go_boom]

Um...I'm...

I'm hiding school homework in there!

[What a terrible lie.]

[black_hawke]

[Blink blink. Hawke is bewildered.]

Why?

[things_go_boom]

...Ganondorf schoolwork.

[It's a terrible lie, but combined with the blushing, maybe he might just fall for it? Lash you genius.]