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Action Post - The Most Terrible of Book Readings [Open to all]

Jan 25, 2011 06:44

[After keeping it hidden for a while, Lash takes the time on a not-too-busy Tuesday night to read from the book she stole from a place that her and Claus no doubt burned down last week. Hey, she's got a lot on her mind and it would better for her to get educated about certain things, right? Better than asking Robotnik, in any case.She can't read it ( Read more... )

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betterthanawiki January 25 2011, 23:08:38 UTC

[You really gotta install a motion detector or something, Lash. Here comes another hoversprite, brazenly depositing himself into your lap.]

things_go_boom January 25 2011, 23:14:15 UTC

[SHE WILL THINK ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME. Fffff it's Uxie.]

!!!

[The great, Dangerous Commanding Officer Lash. Scared of tiny spiders and also tiny world-knowledgeable sprites.]

betterthanawiki January 25 2011, 23:18:56 UTC

Ah, wonderful! I'm just in time for a story, it seems.

[What an innocent little pixie giggle he has.]

Have you learned anything about sexual health that you'd like to share, wunderkind?

things_go_boom January 25 2011, 23:21:14 UTC

[Oh good he's already insulting her which means she can skip from being frightened to being pissed off which suits her much better.]

What like you don't know all of this stuff already?

betterthanawiki January 25 2011, 23:27:07 UTC

( ... )

things_go_boom January 25 2011, 23:50:16 UTC

Better than visiting Ganondorf anyway.

[Lash probably has one of the world's shortest fuse and you know what right buttons to push Uxie, it's like a perfect combination of 'how to get her pissed off in 3 seconds' So she barely feels what comes out of her mouth next as bad or terrible. Just angry.]

Yeah well you don't even know what it's like to love someone so there.

[Pout.]

betterthanawiki January 25 2011, 23:53:09 UTC

As far as you know, wunderkind.

[And he reaches out and taps the book.]

Though I suppose you're quite the expert on that, little war machine, aren't you? Why don't you tell me a little bit about the reason you're reading this book. What's he like?

things_go_boom January 26 2011, 00:05:17 UTC

[What did he mean by that, as far as she knows. Grrr.]

You don't need to know.

[Maybe she can keep up the fence long enough for him to not notice it's not just a boy.]

betterthanawiki January 26 2011, 00:54:28 UTC

[nope.avi]

Wunderkind...

[The giggling. It's back.]

I already know. Perhaps I would have been better off asking you to tell me about all of them?

things_go_boom January 26 2011, 01:15:53 UTC

WHY DID. YOU BOTHER ASKING THEN.

What is this the gossip weekly?

betterthanawiki January 26 2011, 01:43:22 UTC

Oh, I find it's much more polite to let people pretend they have their secrets.

[Don't you just want to swat him? WHAT A DICK.]

Perhaps you would prefer me to schedule you an appointment with Mr. Dragmire? I'm sure he'll be happy to inform you on the symptoms of... ah...

[And he turns his face back down to the book.]

...Chlamydia.

things_go_boom January 26 2011, 08:11:29 UTC

NO.

I went there once, and that was enough. That dumb, stupid virgin alarm.

betterthanawiki January 27 2011, 10:07:48 UTC

Well... I suppose, as being of knowledge, I should simply appreciate that you're trying to educate yourself at all. Carry on, wunderkind.

[Note, Lash, that he is making no effort to leave your lap in the slightest.]

things_go_boom January 29 2011, 07:23:21 UTC

[Sigh.]

What do you want. Apart from making my life miserable as usual.

betterthanawiki January 31 2011, 01:14:47 UTC

Actually, that's all I particularly want right now.

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 07:05:52 UTC

GET OUT BEFORE I SWAT YOU. Go make someone else's life miserable.

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