The most public thing ever

[things_go_boom]

>I SWEAR WHOEVER DID THIS, I WILL FUCKING FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVEN COMING UP WITH THIS STUPID IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU DON'T HAVE JUST ME TO CONTEMPT EITHER, I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU'VE ANGERED THAT WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PUT A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. AND THOSE ARE THE NICE GUYS.

ME? HA! YOU'RE GONNA WISH IT WAS ONLY A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. IF I WAS YOU I WOULD START WORRYING. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ONE DAY OR A WHOLE TEN YEARS!

I

AM

GOING TO FIND YOU.

Uh everyone else, I guess I am kinda sorry about what happened yesterday. And I'm not pregnant haha. And I'm still a virgin.

[Private to Zapdos]
Hey do you want to talk? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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[Private to Hawke]
Were you really going to kick me out of Black Hole?
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