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In which Lash acts a little strange

Nov 02, 2010 00:10

[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's ( Read more... )

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[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 06:51:44 UTC

Good heavens, no. I have no interest in romantic matters; they make the mind sloppy. Besides, I would feel simply awful breaking up such a happy family, wouldn't I?

[He is loling SO HARD Lash. SO HARD.]

I must say, though. I can't help but admire your darling Alejandro. What a clever joke this is! How foolish you look right now! You must be awfully embarrassed!

Re: [Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 06:52:52 UTC

You know where he is? TELL ME.

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 06:55:49 UTC

I know everything, Lash. I believe we've established that fact by now, haven't we?

Ah... I don't believe I'm going to tell, however. There's just something so romantic about pining, isn't there?

Re: [Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 06:56:38 UTC

No I want to know where he is! I need to tell him I'm pregnant with his child!

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 07:00:51 UTC

Oh, no need to worry, my dear. He's left me some invisible money to pay imaginary child support. There's enough here to send Alejandro Jr. to the very finest of make-believe academies.

[Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 07:07:32 UTC

...I'm pregnant.

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 07:11:45 UTC

You are many things, wunderkind, but you are most assuredly not pregnant.

Aiya... you really ought to watch what you say, rash little thing! A tale like that is bound to get you in all sorts of trouble, you know.

[Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 07:16:20 UTC

But if it brings ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alejandro~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ back to me.

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 07:20:04 UTC

As delightfully fitting as it is for a false fling with a false lover to end in false expectancy, I imagine this little hysterical pregnancy of yours is only going to frighten the poor creature away.

[Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 07:21:48 UTC

No it won't. He loves me! We kissed and made out and everything!

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 07:30:52 UTC

I see. In that case, you surely must be fated to be together. Bound by the crimson thread of destiny as you are, it's quite clear that mere time and space cannot keep you from each other's yearning arms.

Perhaps you should get a tattoo of his name to prove the depths of your devotion.

[Private-o] things_go_boom November 2 2010, 07:31:24 UTC

Good idea!

[And off she goes!]

[Private-o] betterthanawiki November 2 2010, 07:32:43 UTC

[Like shooting fish in a barrel.]

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