Bored ff net-related musings
So ff net is working again, as the 18 people who have me on alert and who probably don't even use the site any more now know.
I've been looking through this reader traffic thing, seeing what people read.
My stories with the most visitors:
Childhood's Thief- because Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy is a bigger archive than Boosh.
To Her Dark Mistress- because it's new. Tho the fact that people do actually read femfic and aren't all blind to anything that isn't Howince does warm me.
Remove Before- crossdressing!porn.
Previously Posted Elsewhere- varied!old!badly-written!porn.
God Bless You, Please, Mr Moon- AU!uber-kinky!porn.
Anyone noticing a trend...?
In the Dark drabbles with the most hits:
Dark Desires (Animals)- the kinky one.
My Lover's Bed (One Bed)- nothing naughty, but teasing and play-spanking.
Moonlight (Under the Gaze of the Moon)- the Moon talking about Howard and Vince getting off. Basically snogging and humour.
No More Lonely Nights (Proximity)- clingy Vince and cuddling and humour.
Ratio of hits, Remove Before chapter 1 (porn): chapter 2 (non-porn)- 25:14
Previously Posted Elsewhere chapters, in rank order of hits:
Meant to Be a Joke- largely speculative spanking.
Play- vaguely (very vaguely) well-written spanking.
Untitled WRONGness- does what it says on the tin! Perverted!uber-wrong!should-never-be-seen-by-human-eyes-again!why-did-I-write-this?!zombie!rape.
If You Were Mine- shit!rolepay and spanking.
Untitled Saboo/Moss crack- possibly actually my favourite of the five.
Number of people who have re-read the zombie rape- 2
One person has skipped ahead to the chapter of The Booshy Horror Show to the chapter where Vince bangs Saboo and Dennis bangs everyone and Bob Fossil still wants to bang you.
Story with no hits so far this month:
In Memoriam- possibly the story I am most proud of ever. W. T. F?
followed by:
A Reason for Spearation- probably deserves it, tbh.
Charlie- tho I do very much like this one. I put thought into it.
Crashing Down- never been reviewed. There's a reason for that- it's shite.
What You Weren't to Know- WHY HAVE ONLY TWO PEOPLE READ THIS IN A MONTH?
Et Cetera- depressing Nathan Barley angst-porn
Goodnight- my poem. A thing of beauty. About a dream where Julian was on top of me AND I COULD FEEL IT. IT'S FUCKING EROTIC. WHY HAVE ONLY THREE PEOPLE READ THIS IN A MONTH?
My readers (few of them that there are) are weird.
I started this post because LJ was dead. Then Lu turned up. Now she's gone again. This is probably a good opportunity to turn off the computer, put on my PJs and go to bed with an actual book, namely a 300-pae novel called 'Caleb Williams' which i am meant to have read for Thursday afternoon.