I was gonna give you sketchage, but I can't be arsed to finish right now

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One is a self-portrait of me last Sunday (why does the idea of this sound quite pretentious, even tho I'm sure there is no one in the world who hasn't done one?). and the other is my lover Kate Bush in her true form.

Soooo... went to rehearsal today. Spent most of it wondering when someone was going to open the bourbons. Then my mother called and I

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[beansidhe_baby]

Opaque is a bit like oblong in that respect isn't it? ;)

I feel a bit sad that all the other bisexuals I know live on the internet :( Straight and gay people are shunning me :( /paranoia

STD checks are never stupid or a waste of time. We're all having fun, but it's even better having safe fun ;)

Also, Femme Boosh=Yayz! (Thanks for archiving my Neon/Ultra ficlet btw)

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Ha, I suppose it is. You can't just go shouting "Opaque opaque opaque!" tho- it sounds too grown-up.

It's weird how that's so true- logically, you'd think bisexuality would be the most common sexuality, since it can span so much, but you never actually meet any IRL unless they're an obscure friend of a friend. Still, at least you can go to gay nights and any other night without feeling like an imposter :-)

I am always gonna remember that quote in that context now... :-D

And no probs- the archive needs more of everything anyway.

[beansidhe_baby]

I joined an LGBT community at college and they're lovely... I try feel irrationally like a traitor for occasionally liking boys though.

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Lol, that's why I never joined mine.
I did go to the LGBT night at the union once, but I didn't pull because apparently I "looked like a straight". Which confused me, since just being there in the first place would surely send out a certain message.

[beansidhe_baby]

You'd think that wouldn't you lol. I went out with a bi guy once. He was nice enough but I didn't really fancy him that much. The high point of that relationship was when we were both perving on the same shirtless limbo dancer.

I want a nice girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. But girlfriend for preference please, all the best boys are fictional. Whatever. Someone who loves me and laughs at my jokes would be good.

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I've got the thing going for the boys right now. The ones I like are all slightly insane, and the only girl I know who's as mad as they are is definitely straight. I don't really mind which, as long as they're as strange and preferably as kinky as I am ;-D

[beansidhe_baby]

I'm all about the ladies at the moment. The only boys turning my head are ones that could pass for girls ;-p But I'm a bit nervous about approaching someone. I mean I flirt with everyone but that's just how I converse with people (tease that I am) but I find it really hard to do the "I really like you, let's hang out" thing and the only people approaching me are guys. Bah, humbug >:(

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Boys looking like girls definitely helps. I've got this weird thing tho, where as long as someone has a quirky personality that I think I'd get on with, I don't tend to care what they look like. I've got this slightly weird crush on Rich Fulcher because of that, even when he's at his Bob-Fossily worst. Tho obviously, he's at his best as Eleanor.

I'm exactly the same- I'll flirt with anything that moves, but I'm so commitment phobic that as soon as it looks like it's going to turn into anything else, I clam up. Even if I actually want it to turn into something else.
Maybe you should wear a shirt that says 'Come and get me, Girls' or something. Because slogans are clearly my answer to everything, lol.

[beansidhe_baby]

Eleanor is teh hot :D And I like personalities over looks too. I am crushing on David Mitchell a little bit at the moment... He's so clever and funny *goofy smile* I like androgynous looking people of both genders. Butch girls, femme boys, it's all good.

Slogans are clearly the solutions to all life's ills. My favourite is "No you're confused. I'm bisexual ;-p"

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That is the greatest slogan I have ever heard. I love 'Ladybi' as well.

If Eleanor was actually real, I'd marry her.
Lol, Jamie (buttonsmagoo- let's hope I got the html right) once wrote a few of us into a fic to say thanks for writing her birthday fic, she asked me if I had any requests for the ending, and I just sort of scremed "GIVE ME ELEANOR!"

Oo- women in men's tailored suits always do it for me.
When I have money, I really want to get myself a men's suit.

[beansidhe_baby]

Mmm girls in suits. Shane from the L word=omgsohotIweedalittlebit. I seem to have turned this thread into a perv fest... sorry 'bout that *pretends to be ashamed*

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*is not at all ashamed*

I've never actually watched The L Word, but I've heard a lot of people talking about Shane.
Why do I also have a thing for women with men's names? I'm weird.

[beansidhe_baby]

I'm sort of in two minds about the L word. On the one hand it's great that there's now a lesbian mainstream drama. On the other hand I sometimes wonder if it's a bit "Look at teh pretty girls having teh sex, bois."

And they say some mean things about bisexuals in the show "Fucking choose already" being in one of the first episodes.

That being said Shane is yum. You put up with political disagreements if there's eyecandy Oh please god, don't let this ploy of McCain's actually fucking work...

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Sarah Palin's not eye candy- she really does look like a pit bull in lipstick.

I get that feeling with a lot of 'lesbian' things- that's why I can't stand that Katy Perry song. She knows full well her boyfriend's gonna have a field day with it and that's the only reason she did it.
Argh, pisses me off.

[beansidhe_baby]

Sarah Palin's not eye candy- she really does look like a pit bull in lipstick.

Yanno that's what I thought, but there's a site of erotic RPF about her now 0_o The mind boggles.

Katy Perry. I want to throttle the biphobia propaganda spewing wench! Is it wrong that I was happy when I heard she upset people by posing with a switch blade for an official photo? I was like, guys she's been upsetting me all fucking summer. It's about time you woke up to the fact she's evil incarnate. /epic

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Erotic Sarah Plain RPF?
8-0
I think I may have to go vomit.

I've just been trying to ignore Katy Perry. I had no idea she posed with a switchblade. But I totally share your wanting to throttle her. The way she sings that boyfriend line is just so evilly smug.
It's a shit song musically as well.