Title: Head's in Heaven, Soles're in Hell
Pairings/Characters: Bob Bryar, Patrick Stump, Brian Schechter, with Pete Wentz, PatD, TYV, and CS
Word Count: 14,000 words
Rating/Warnings: crack, clichés, consensual infidelity, a bit of gore, and major character death that doesn’t stick
In fact, everyone in this story is dead.
Summary: Bob dies, and that's when all of his problems start.
Notes: Prompt by
mahoni, found
here. I restrained myself from titling this Also Evil, Also Into Cats. :D The title I did use is from the correct lyrics in the FOB song: “w. a. m. s.” I took a lot of mythos from Christianity, Dead Like Me, Good Omens, and various urban legends and mashed them together. This fic would never have been possible without
saekokato. ♥, love! (Also, this totally counts for my “afterlife” square for my
au_bingo.)
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