May 02, 2004 16:44
The gullibility of people never fails to amaze me. This last customer wanted me to finger myself to orgasm for him. I get started, and immediately he says, "Louder." So I go a little louder. "Louder!" I crank it up. "Louder! Louder! Louder! LOUDER! LOUDER!" So here I am in my bedroom, screaming into my phone, muffling myself with a pillow so that the neighbors won't call the cops on me, and my voice peaked out, and I had to fake an orgasm to give my voice a break. So, he starts the process all over again. Four orgasms in 5 minutes, and he thinks that they're all real? Particularly with the lack of stimulation? What's more, his shouting at me was in fact a great big huge turn-off. Imagine yourself trying to cum with someone shouting in your ear "Louder! LOUDER!" the whole time. If that's his normal style, no wonder he has to call me to get off. Sheesh.